it is what it is

— Harry on My Policeman

completely unhinged larry quotes that keep me up at night :)

*talking about harry's party trick being juggling*

interviewer: "alright we'll find some balls in a minute and put you to the test".

louis: "he does that too".

my personal fav *at the BRIT awards*

*talking about splitting the award into 5 pieces between them*

interviewer: "so who gets the head?"

niall: "i want the head".

liam: "well i guess you get the head then".

louis: "harry's getting head".

harry*scream/laughs*: he said something rude!

*the mario kart interview ™️*

interviewer: "so harry and louis, obviously you guys have a special relationship that people have picked up on... who usually is in front and who usually kind of gets behind when you're playing mario?"

harry: "so between me and louis, who's in front and who's behind?"

louis: "i think we kind of share that really *thinking* um, yeah sometimes you take the front".

harry: "sometimes i take the front. if he's a bit tired, i'll go behind and push him along".

louis: "you know, we're both quite generous to each other, so we think that sometimes he should get to do what he wants to do and go first."

*talking about jobs they'd have besides singing and that harry used to play badminton*

harry: *correcting zayn*: "badminton, badminton".

louis: although a horse rider, i think he would have been.

*asked if their dolls could come with any accessory what it would be*

harry: "a horse, bring me a horse"

louis: "he's got one"

Harry out strolling in London recently. (8 April 2025)

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babygirl then babygirl now

Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

What’s your score?

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Feel free to play along and put your number in the tags. Remember, it's a point for something you've NEVER done (not the other way around...kind of confusing.)

Anyway, I've done them all, so I got 0.

I have done all of these things.

0. 😊 I’m olden but golden!! 😂

‘Harry was naked about thirty minutes ago in that room. Running around.’

‘It’s not true.’

‘It’s so true.’

have to add all the brilliant tags 🙂‍↕️

one of my favorite things about larry is that they fuck shit up together

lil menaces in love :-) the dream team :-)

🌈 9.5.15 🌈

Louis for Apple Music

if tumblr goes down you’ll find me in the region of the summer stars

ONE NIGHT IS ALL I ASK