ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience
ok attempt number #2 for my american followers:
me: i need to use the Bathroom
waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere
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it's day 6 of 2021. caillou got fucking canceled
What else can happen at this point
One time I looked up Caillou on Wikipedia and this was the best part
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It's incredible the lengths people will go to humanize a domestic terrorist because she's a white woman and therefore "innocent" and "mysterious".
"I don't know why she did this"? You mean that you ignored all the fascism and bigotry she was sprouting because you secretly agreed with her, subtly supported her radicalization by ignoring it, and didn't fear her because she's a delicate white woman who "could never hurt a fly".
what’s a little homoerotic piracy between friends
“where were you during the coup?” on my couch in sweatpants because it was noon on a wednesday during month ten of an out of control pandemic
everything is so important and so fucking stupid
“reverse harem anime” but instead of meaning the genders get changed its the concept in general being changed. like its one dude and a ton of fan service characters who just cant stand him. they all want him dead. they think hes an annoying little prick and justifiably hate him for it nvm this is just scott pilgrim
mutuals get free access to my blanket fort
light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out
WAIT
HOL UP
