SOUP IS THICKER THAN WATER
repost of old jijari lore:
jijari (boar soup guy) and cherowana (soupmaker) are two guys who have been living in my head a lot lately… jijari was a warlord a couple of centuries past cursed with true immortality meaning he could not die even when separated down to his base molecules 😭 so when he was finally captured they just put his bones in a pot and started boiling him to make sure his cartilage doesn’t didn’t reform & handed him off to cherowana, fish knight, to hide away while they figured out what to do with him
due to bureaucracy they never ended up figuring it out and by the time the war is over it has been a few decades and cherow has started a kitschy little soup store in a remote corner of nowhere. cherow carries jijari’s skull around with him everywhere and puts him on the nightstand to listen to the evening radio shows and jijari complains that he’s putting too much white wine and not enough pepper into the soup and he’s being soooo disrespectful to the dead (him)