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I have a poetry collection in my store now, and I plan to open commissions soon to write poetry and short stories for anyone who would like to pay.

Even if you can't afford to give or pay, spreading the word really helps.

#my writing #ko fi #commissione are open #obsession:

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malfiora

My nicknames for the batclan (so far)

Dick: my love, darling, beloved, dork
Jason: baby boy, Jay Jay
Tim: ugh *eye roll*, kid, nerd (affectionate)
Damian: also baby boy
Cass: THAT BITCH (as in, one hundred percent)
Duke: my man (in the style of Denzel Washington)

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My Nicknames for the batclan (that I'm totally not just making up on the spot)

Dick: Dickies™, Dick-face, Sweet piece of ass, Big Booty Trudy
Barbara: Babs, Barbie, Barbie Girl, Red, Nerd (affectionate)
Jason: Jay, Jace, Sweet tits, Chichona
Cassandra: Cass, Cassie, Love of my life
Stephanie: Steph, bitch (fondly), Love of my life's girlfriend who refuses to be a throuple with me
Tim: Timmy, Timmony Gim Peter Drab Wayne, Dude, Broski
Duke: Dookie/Dookie-poo (he hates it), Your Grace (get it because that's what you'd call a Duke)
Damian: Dami, Dames, My Child, Baby boy, pendejio

#dc #batman #batfam #gotham #batfamily #dcu #jason todd #bruce wayne #dick grayson #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne

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malfiora

Hang in there, everyone. You have to live long enough to see Beyond the Spiderverse (2027) and Dynamic Duo (2028)

garpen

Oh my goodness you're absolutely right

#things to live for #dc animated universe #dc elseworlds #marvel #sony #beyond the spiderverse #spider man

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moonilit

When you’re both hot you get sexualized to hell and back. When you’re both the favorite child and the sacrificial lamb. When you both have dysfunctional families. When you’re both royalty in chains bound by your fathers’ commands. When you both had to grow up in battle. When you both learn no one will save you but yourself yet you’re expected to save everyone else. When you’re both

#i'm losing my mind #nightwing #starfire #dick grayson #koriand'r #⬅️ prev tags

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brainrotstation

well not with that attitude

garpen

If you can't get Superman to whine, that's your problem. The rest of us know better

#superman #dcu #in all seriousness #im so fucking excited for this movie #and i think its brilliant to introduce us to supes for the first time #as vulnerable #weed out dudebros who “like” superman bc he punches stuff #superman is hope #hes soft and silly and sweet and so so human #yes hes also strong and a bamf #who happens to be beautiful when he bleeds and whimpers and moans #im just a man #sue me #⬅️ prev tags

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Anonymous asked:

I thought pregnancy was 45 weeks on average?

The average pregnancy is 40 weeks actually! You all are currently 6 weeks along :)

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Anonymous asked:

The only thing I can give to our child is that they're gonna smell like bread 24/7 srry guys, that's on me

That's one of the best gifts a parent can give to their child. Why are you sorry?? Breads fucking great

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Anonymous asked:

What is the projected date of our collective births btw? Gotta be prepared ofc. Also I'm an engineer so I can definitely help with planning/setting up the village if needed!

We have 34 weeks 😁

Awesome and engineer!! Excited to see the making of our village. I put my trust in you 😌

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eldritchdemonfox asked:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7qUNNwNf1GszMAnH20Psil

Just added the playlist 😌 As soon as I have a moment to myself, I'll give it a listen to!!

#jason todd playlist #dc #jason todd

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Anonymous asked:

Well if my genetics do anything it'll definitely be fight those curls because I have the straightest, most stubborn hair ever.

I don't have any allergies and I rarely get sick, on the bright side

Who's to say the baby would even have hair?? There's so many of us! It could take after anyone! I mean, one of us is a pot of soup! There are loads of non-human members in our collective! We will only see what it becomes the day of your collective births!

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malfiora asked:

So how is visitation gonna work? I propose that I get the baby full time and you get to visit them on weekends and holidays. Deal?

I say we create a village that we all live in so we can all have constant access to our child. Those who aren't up for raising a child, can just help work and provide for the village.

Those who do want to help raise the baby....uh....have to come visit me and Malfiora who have full custody.

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eldritchdemonfox asked:

Pssst. Hey. I made a Jason Todd playlist do you want to see it

Psst. Yes. Yes please, pretty please. With a cherry on top. Pass it over! Gimme gimmime

#dc #jason todd

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Anonymous asked:

Maybe we believed the car bit because 1) we care about you 2) what about our baby?!? 3) it would be incredibly funny to happen again (since nothing serious happened) and 4) we care about you and want you to be okay

Awwww that's sweet 🥺 Lying makes me feel icky and I swear I almost gave in like an hour into that post to reveal it was a joke.

Knowing me though, and my luck, it would be something that happened again 🤣 I guess I can't blame anybody who bought it.

What about our baby?? The car thing was the bit for April Fools Day. NOT our baby 😤

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Anonymous asked:

Respectfully.

Are you on drugs?

Yes. Yes I am 😀

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skylernightmare asked:

I still have some baby clothes from my child that we could use for our collective child :3

Aww perfect! I have some baby clothes I can include too! The eventual baby shower will help loads as well with getting clothes and diapers and such 😊

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rainy-day707 asked:

this baby is gonna have the most intense allergies to pollen/dust known to mankind and luxurious curly hair if my genetics are anything to go by

I mean you're 1 of like 4 thousand. This baby will be a good blend of us all.

If anything, the baby would also have a really good immune system considering it will be a combination of all of ours!

Also our baby will be a horribly beautiful abomination, things like allergies to pollen and dust will be beyond it 😌