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He/they Transmasc The most chaotic, extra, fruity writer you have ever met
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Headcannon that Jason got the headstone from his grave and put it above his bed because it says 'Here lies Jason Todd' (he broke off the good soldier bit ofc) and thinks it's the funniest thing ever, some of the family, of course, are horrified.

Dick, at Jason's before they go out on patrol: Hey Jaybird, make sure to bring a spare respir--WHAT THE HELL?!?
Dick, looking frantically between Jason and the headstone: this is clearly a threat. Somebody knows your identity. I swear to GOD when I find who did this--
Jason, looking up from his phone comepletely unbothered: oh yeah, about that
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Bonus:
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Tim, climbing through Jasons bedroom window: Hey, its me, dont shoot. Do you have a first aid kit here right?
Jason, getting up from where he was reading in bed: ugh yeah sure, one sec
Jason, proceeds to grab a sticky note saying 'DOES NOT' and jabs it onto the headstone so it reads 'Here DOES NOT lie Jason Todd':
Tim:
Tim: okay that's funny

Notes game - OC edition!

Edit: Spam allowed!

5 - I'll doodle one of my blorbos

10 - I'll doodle two (2) of my blorbos

15 - I'll post all of the above!

20 - I'll make a meme about my ocs

25 - I'll post the meme here

30 - I'll redesign one of my blorbos (that needs it the most)

40 - I'll make a minecraft skin based on a blorbo

50 - I'll build something in minecraft based on a blorbo

60 - I'll reorganize the collages I have of my characters to better suit them

70 - I'll make a "which one of my ocs are you" quiz and post

80 - I'll start working on an OC binder to have physical copies of my work

90 - I'll crochet something related to the blorbos

100 - I'll start a Q+A related to my protagonist! My asks will be open for a week to answer anything

It has come to my attention that the creatures known as "blorbos" may have certain qualities that a wizardly scholar like me may find attractive. My fellow academics, it would be in all of our interests to motivate this kind beast handler to display their capabilities.

Please do! I'll answer any questions the council may have and display the blorbos if desired

Fellow wizardly scholars, assemble!

The blorbos must be displayed. For academic purposes only

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Yo yo yo so it's 1:34 AM right now and I'm sitting with the thought of what Earth shows/movies/ general media I'd show or avoid showing to aliens and I was struck with wondering about showing them "Alien" itself. Like would they have similar horror-movie-watching reactions as us, and think it's just fun scary entertainment?. Would they be offended by the interpretations? Did they create similar cinematic interpretations of hostile space forces before they discovered us?

Mostly I'm curious if an interaction like this plays out.

Alien: "So, I was recently shown an Earthling fictional media named "Alien", that depicts a grotesque parasitic creature being forcefully injected in it's host before ripping itself out of them once the incubation process completed.

Human: "Ohh yeah. Did you know that movie is meant to be a representation of childbirth?"

Alien: "What."

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DP + MHA/BNHA

Hi, so I just found out this is a crossover when reading a fic, and this is like my childhood and the anime obsession I have. Anyhow what bugs me is how they never make Danny's quirk make sense.

Like duh it's not a quirk, but he's smart he can bullshit his way out of it with science stuff. So here's the most logical way I could think about:

Danny got his quirk in a Lab accident. It converted his blood to ectoplasm slowly changing his overall scientific structure. Because of this he is literally an artificial entity, he doesn't have organs and is technically a blob of good. The 'ecto blasts' and "ice' are literally part of him, which is why it tires him out.

His ghostly wail is basically using the ectoplasm to amplify sound waves and exhausts him because he needs to move it in an exact motion, and that level of precision exhausts him.

He can control the plasma to scatter so thinly that he is intangible/invisible, the flight is the fact the plasma is lighter than actual human material and gravity doesn't affect him, or that he's not solid enough for it to weight him down.

Yeah I know there are other abilities, but same basic idea, that fits the idea of a 'single' quirk. He would stand out due to his ability to use it in so many ways, it shows how inventive he is, but not with the actual quirk. Because honestly before DP, I never thought of ghosts having blasts, or wails, or ice. So ya know it works?

I've never seen a crossover fic with this type of classification for his quirk, and I feel like that's a missed opportunity. Cause it makes sense? Also feel free to take the idea if you want it. Love to know what ya though of it too,

Also i'm older than all my books MC's, i'm 19! I have been for a week but like. I didn't cross the parapet, no godly parent, the Hogwarts letter is still lost, no lab accident, no quirk, none! I'm counting on you Gandalf and please hurry up!!

If anyone has used this I didn't realize and had zero intention of plagiarism.

Bye :)

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ME WHIPPING UP AN AU WHEN I SAW THESE THREE KITTENS

Their the kittens of my kitty :>

The two upfront are Danny and Damian

But who's the third one at the back? 👀

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I gave myself a challenge. I was... I thought I could make sense of the batfam ages. Not the "these are the ages that make sense💞" ages, but the "well it doesn't make sense but canon says this happened" ones because I THOUGHT I COULD BUT I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH. MY HEAD HURTS. EVERYONE SIMULTANEOUSLY HAS LIKE 3 DIFFERENT AGES IN EVERY TIMELINE AND IDK WHICH ONE IS THE CURRENT ONE. SEND HELP.

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ooc. Hey guys. Crow here.

I’ve seen a lot of my friends and people I know around the rp scene get some anon asks about how they’re being too slow, boring, etc.

And as someone who has been on tumblr for a good 7 years and rping for about as long, if not longer…

You need to shut the fuck up. No, I won’t be nice about it. No, I don’t care that it hurts your feelings.

We are humans. We are real people with real lives outside of tumblr, and we all live in different time zones and countries. I spend so much time on here because I can. That doesn’t mean the rest of my friends have the same luxury.

On top of that, we all do this because it’s fun. We don’t get paid for this, we don’t rely on you for any monetary gain. If you think it’s boring, unfollow and stop reading.

And finally, if you’re going to be hateful, stop hiding behind anon. Come after me. Send all the hate you want, but leave my friends alone.

Have the day you deserve

- Crow

ooc. cant believe i have to come back to this shit.

Stop impersonating us. ESPECIALLY oc blogs. Get your own fucking blogs.

Are you that fucking incompetent that you can’t come up with your own ideas?

We are people. Not your puppets. Not your playthings.

Fuck you.

- Crow

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obsessed with the idea that outsiders (specifically the JL) hear whispers of Red Hood, and strapping themselves in for Batman to have another rogue on his hands, preparing for the sour mood and curt responses, and it just never happens??

there's talk about Red Hood becoming a force to be reckoned with and how he's gonna be less than easy to handle, but after word spread there was just nothing.

Flash asks Batman and he just grunts out 'its handled' and no one brings it up again.

Everyone is unsettled and slightly worried until an attack relatively close to Gotham has the Bats rolling up, right behind them is the infamous red helmet and an undeniable bat painted on his chest.

the JL comms explode into yelling

Batman mutes his earpiece

there is an insane amount of antisemitism floating around right now.

i just want to say:

  • this blog loves and supports jewish people.
  • this blog does NOT conflate the israeli government, or the atrocities it commits, with jewish people.
  • this blog is disgusted with those who use or express antisemitism.
  • this blog knows that if someone needs to invoke antisemitism, they do not actually care about helping palestine or the palestinian people.
  • this blog will do its best to ensure that it remains a safe space for all.

the first rule of writing is that there are no rules. the second rule is to save your work every 5 minutes because technology is a fickle god.

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Damian: *trying to comb his hair, getting increasingly frustrated because it's not laying straight*

Bruce: *gently pulling him closer to take over*

Bruce: Oh, you got my cowlicks. All seven of them.

Damian: I've always had trouble with my hair, and now im finding out that this is your fault >:(

Bruce: Hey if you're gonna blame anyone, it's probably your grandfather

Alfred: Actually, sir, it would be your mother

Bruce: You're kidding

Alfred: There is a reason she was very fond of hats

Damian: This bloodline is cursed.

Headcanon - Frustrating cowlicks run in the Wayne Family. Martha had them but it was less noticeable with her longer hair, but it's very noticeable with Bruce and Damian. Alfred had taught Bruce how to work with them at a young age, and now Bruce teaches Damian how to work with them and how he can style his hair around it (partially why he styles it so spiked and messy)

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Tim: Bruce, I’m gay

Bruce: oh

Tim: oh?

Bruce: I mean you being gay sort of ruins the entire edgy thing the batfamily has going on

Tim: what?

Bruce: because you’re gay.. you’re happy..??

Tim: when Dick uses the term gay he means something different than me

Dick, poking head into room: no we mean the same thing, I just didn’t want to explain it to him

Tim: no Bruce, I’m bisexual, I’m into men and woman

Bruce: oh, congrats? Me too?

Tim: WHAT?!

Dick: Superman was my co parent at one point I definitely saw them kiss

Tim: again, WHAT?!

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Bruce: uh, Tim?

Tim: *clearly haven't slept for 2 days straight.* yes, B?

Bruce: i have a tiny little, little request for you to do.

Tim: *squinting,* this is not a little request, but sure what is it?

Bruce: *scratch his neck.* can you.. uh, take over the Wayne enterprises for me? you know, being Batman and Bruce wayne at the same time is.. kinda hard.

Tim: *spit out coffee.* Bruce I'm fucking seventeen–

Tim: *warping the meeting.* okay, thank you for attending this meeting, guys. i hope we can reach out for that manufacturer in Star City or get that new steel blueprint from Metropolis.

worker 1: *whisper* this new boss is more competent than the playboy.

worker 2: sush! it's his child!

Tim: *sips coffee.* no guys, please continue, i want trash talk too.

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