Big headcanon in my steddie!dads ‘verse that anytime Nancy has to go out of town and Robin can’t go with her, she always crashes at steve and eddie’s, and that usually goes something like this:

Robin: nancy in morocco for five days :(

Steve: What is your ETA

Robin: i’ll be there in an hour

and then steve and eddie have this convo:

Steve: Robin’s staying for a few days

Eddie: Sick, wanna make her babysit? Date night?

Steve: *pout*

Steve: But…Robin’s coming.

Eddie: okay nvm

And then they all just hang out at home, and Robin is the most chaotic aunt in the world. 

Robin, to Moe: Are we making friendship bracelets?

Moe: No.

Robin: 😦

Eddie, with 10mo Hazel: Can you watch Hazel while I –

Robin, still in bed: Yes.

Robin: Gimme.

Robin: *dancing around the room with Moe and Robbie to tinny Disney music coming out of a plastic toy*

Robin: Does that thing have batteries we can throw away or what?

Steve: *Walks into kitchen after letting Robin help Robbie unassisted to see that an entire bowl of popcorn has been spilled on the counter*

Steve: Okay…were you watching her.

Robin: Yeah. 

Robin: I just let her do it.

Robin: Actions have consequences or whatever.

Steve: Can Actions or Consequences clean it up?

Eddie, to Steve: You were right.

Eddie: If we left, who’d be here to watch Robin?

Robin, crouched on a kiddie car and careening into the sofa: Who put this couch here?

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

He’s literally worse than the joker

@flailingwings your tags are GOLD #daffy at least is a fair fight#he as experience being the straight man#bugs would break him like dry spaghetti

Dealing with Bugs is exactly why Joker is so easy for Daffy.

hazel: frank why do you even like me. I'm a zombie I shouldn't be here I ruin everything I touch and everything with gaea is my fault I'm a terrible person and also I should die

frank: I would set myself and everyone else in this room on fire to keep you warm

percy (the only other person in the room): man what the hell did I do

In the spirit of March Madness, here is your reminder that Percy Jackson is not only a huge fan of basketball and keeps up with the players, but is also a basketball player himself

I bet he’s been doing a lot of screaming at the TV lately…

ur payin eighty dollars for this?

genuinely, what the fuck is the point of this?

so that they have more control over the product

uh oh. thinking once again about largest gathering of walrus....

Gaud what does this mean

largest. largest gathering of . the walrus

COMPREHEND ME TUMBLR!: sometimes a video alters your ability to perceive time and space, and more generally, reality

Wait wait hear me out.

i was thinking about Solangelo and how I always fall back into Nico calling Will “Will” or “Tesoro” and how i want more variety. Then it hit me.

I’ve been doing duolingo so i’ve learned “zuchero” means sugar. And like I feel like Nico would call him that cause like Will is a little sweetheart.

Solangelo fic writers please hear me 🙏

join me i’m doing it!

guess what day it is

that's right it's Thursday April 3rd

Wtf even is this

you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.

you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame