(^^this, header and icon are all by lemonpocalypse :3)

Kia Ora! you can call me Swerve :) | he/him

with my blog glow up I felt like making a pinned post, so here we are.

Current Brainrot: Yakuza (game series)

Fandoms

Transformers Silent Hill One Piece Monster Hunter Jem and the Holograms Mass Effect Red Dead Redemption Yakuza (Game Series) Team Fortress 2

I'm just here to be weird about robots so I won't really interact with people.. but feel free to stick around :)

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

you see an old post of yours thats dated like a month after you got introduced to Media and it says like “huh im kinda liking Blorbo Bingus? but he’s not really my favorite. he seems sillyyy though he’s neat i’m sure he’s nice :)” and you just

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"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

too much monogamy in fandom in general

as we all know, everyone falls in love once and only once with their one true love the first time, and if they had relationships before that they weren’t real and didn’t love each other, and you can’t love more than one person at once, and your friends and family need to be pushed out of the picture to focus more on your romance, and no one has sex with people they don’t love, and if they did, they’re dirty and they have to have hated it and the sex they have with their one true love after they’re officially together has to be better sex than they ever had before, and no one ever breaks up for any reason other than death, and everyone wants to get married and have kids. aren’t you fucking tired.

I SAID AREN’T YOU FUCKING TIRED

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