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Anonymous asked:

Totally unrelated to your posts but… What is your opinion on the whole Alex being autistic thing? Like, as someone who studies stuff in that area, I believe that it’s possible . You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, just curious about your opinion on things. (PS: I love your fics so much, you have such a way with words. Especially for the ‘you’re so dark’ series.)

i don’r really have an opinion on anything like that. first of all, i’m not educated enough on the topic to have a say, and second, i think we all probably display some odd behaviours at times, which out of context can look like things they might not be. i’m sure for someone who knows more about it, it might be easier to form an opinion, but at the end of the day i think it’s impossible to say for sure without being around him for a significant amount of time, the real him, not just the him that shows up ‘on stage’. we all have our quirks and they don’t always have to be ‘something’. and thank you! i’m still surprised by how much that series was liked. it should have probably been my sign to go see a psychiatrist (which i haven’t).

Anonymous asked:

Okay. Not to be a creep or anything. But like… do we think Alex is a top, bottom, or switch… like do we think he’s dominant or what? // it was implied in the (in)famous hookup anecdote that has been circulating in gossip blogs for some time that he’s a top.

it was also implied in some of my stories that he’s a bottom. they probably hold up to the same level of veracity. :))

Anonymous asked:

Okay. Not to be a creep or anything. But like… do we think Alex is a top, bottom, or switch… like do we think he’s dominant or what?

all of the above, at the right place, right time. currently, none of the above.

Anonymous asked:

Not exactly sub!Alex but do you think he would let a woman lead in bedroom?

he was pretty obvious about that

Anonymous asked:

have you ever seen the movie 'Secretary'? I think it's so your taste.

no but it’s been suggested by people on here once or twice before. it’s on my list! i promise. might watch it tonight. trying to find some time to go see queer btw, if anyone’s interested.

Anonymous asked:

Where would you say you’re most active other than tumblr?

instagram, for sure. it’s pretty much my only personal social media, i don’t post or check stuff anywhere else anymore. and non personal wise it’s also instagram, though i’ve been posting less for various reasons. i just look at stills from movies, bookmark them to watch later, end up not watching them, procrastinate replying to texts for as long as possible, read quotes and poetry, and that’s it. i use tiktok to watch asmr before i go to bed and to check the notifications occasionally throughout the day but other than that i only go on there to post, which i haven’t been doing as often either.

Anonymous asked:

Tbh I love watching Arctic Monkey interviews,but listening to Alex talk in 2013-2014 actually made me want to rip off my ears. I understand that it was hard for him to talk at a normal pace because of his accent..but omg😕 it constantly sounded like he was sucking on something. His words were all garbled😭

he was sucking on an imaginary dick. sorry, i had to. but actually he was just sucking on his cheeks a lot and playing with his tongue inside his mouth (it was snowing heavily) to seemingly appear a certain way. that’s how i see it anyway. he was putting up quite a show of displaying himself in the way in which he was and that also went into the way he talked, the elongated words, the ‘nonchalance’ and general ‘disinterest’, it all played into it. i’ve recently come across a guy that acts exactly that way and it’s the most annoying thing ever in real life, it’s so obviously fake it becomes irritating. but alex is alex and it’s a different situation. i think it’s really interesting how you can tell what year an interview / performance is from based on the way he speaks / sings alone. he was extremely soft spoken in 2009 for example, almost excessively so, just like he was putting up the mr snarl bit in 2014

Anonymous asked:

I have a confession to make. I literally can't watch any live interview of Alex. It's either the interviewer is asking nonsense or Alex talking nonesense. How can he sing so good and bad at interviews? I just read transcripts or written interviews. I'm not blaming or hating on him. I'm probably the same or once when I'm in front of a mic.

i’ve never felt that way about it or seen it like that. he used to be fine when he was younger, still shy, but he would talk more. from what i’ve observed he got a lot more careful with what he says as the years went on, and that can be hard to do very quickly, coupled with the pressure of the knowledge that it is all being recorded to be put out into the public eye. it’s hard to form the phrases you want in your head on the spot, i’m sure even for someone like him that works with words all the time, so he either takes a long time before he says something or talks ‘nonsense’ because the wheels keep turning even after he’s already started, and it becomes a bit of a mess by the end of the sentence. as for the substance of what he says in interviews, it’s probably deliberate that he doesn’t say pretty much anything concrete. i do wish we would have seen more of him alone with just the interviewer in the press for ‘the car’ though, perhaps we would have got more from him.

Anonymous asked:

women. i get the vibe that he’d be too insecure with a woman and another man. there’s always the possibility for three men being the three in threesome. sword fights and all that. fun stuff. // Do you think him and miles have ever had a threesome with a woman?

possibly but i’m leaning towards no.

Anonymous asked:

Do you think Alex is the jealous kind or quite laid back?

depends, he’s showed signs of both.

Anonymous asked:

do you think he prefers threesomes with two men or two women

women. i get the vibe that he’d be too insecure with a woman and another man. there’s always the possibility for three men being the three in threesome. sword fights and all that. fun stuff.

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