I’ve just had the most distressing realization that folklore is turning 5 next week did you guys know this? How did this happen? What do you mean it’s been FIVE YEARS??????

me reading the tags people put in my notifications

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother

let's observe with mama

at least theres still listening to music while staring at the ceiling

God’s least favorite creature wearing a hat and looking like a polite and beautiful little lady (she is evil)

Kittens for Adoption

These two both need to find home in the near future, if anyone is looking to adopt! I'm located in southern Illinois and willing to drive several hours or meet halfway. They have been dewormed and are FIV and leukemia negative. Currently they are too young for vaccines, flea treatment, or desexing, but those are on the agenda if they are not adopted in the next few weeks.

Little Gray is more outgoing and adventurous, he loooooves ear rubs. He seems like he'll be a medium or longhair.

Worried Tortie is a bit more reserved at first but I suspect she'll become quite the cuddlebug if she has more time to bond with someone. She's already an absolute purr machine once she gets started.

Both seem curious about other cats and would likely do well in a household with established pets. They have playdates with their orange tabby brother (who belongs to some friends of mine) and love to play and cuddle with him. Indoor only homes!

i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

Truly my comfort artist and has been for so long <3

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

this Is me btw

Thank goodness for the people who see me for who am I and not for the projection they project on to me.

Fukushima Prefecture, Japan

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

that’s mozilla herself