Reblogged kosmogrl
there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart
Reblogged kosmogrl
there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart
Reblogged izzymrdb
Me reading the Trump/Musk breakup news this week:
I am WHEEZING at this NY Times photo it looks like it's from a psa about middle school bullying asdfghjkl
Reblogged kneehighrainbowsocks
Ive come up with the phrase "blorbo-in-law" which is a fictional character who isn't, like, YOUR blorbo from YOUR shows but it is your mutual's blorbo who you nevertheless have developed strong opinions about due to long term dash exposure
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We're back with another Thot Top Week! Day one, featuring a commission for @sieveyourtea! Thank you for the support!
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
"Millennium Death Plinko" brings me more joy than it probably should.
“Millennium Death
Plinko” brings me more joy than
it probably should.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reblogged knifesimmons
*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
Reblogged hellsitegenetics
Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences
Reblogged knifesimmons
haystarrs-deactivated20200728
peakingeveryday
musiccat1971
Reblogged dammit-tazmuir
happy women's day to cytherea the first, disabled queen who murdered children and refused to kiss god bc it would mess up her lipstick
happy disability pride month to cytherea the first, mobility aid user and winner of most chronic illness 10,000 years running
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there truly is no show like mash. the main character lineup in season 1 is a groucho marx fanboy who reads nudist magazines and can't stop making puns, his roommate the cheating husband but it's okay because he's blond, their other roommate who probably has the constitution and the army rules and regulations memorised and doesn't understand a word of them, the woman he's cheating on his wife with who he's convinced himself doesn't count somehow because she's married to the army, their commanding officer who keeps fishing lures on his hat and hooks his finger every time he salutes, the possibly psychic teenager who listens in on the co's calls when he's not busy racing bugs, a guy trying so hard to get out of the army on grounds of mental instability he's eating a jeep and cross dressing, and the boxer army chaplain who somehow gets along better with the first guy than anyone else here because at least he can appreciate a joke.
Reblogged commanderbabygirl
Visual development for Kpop Demon Hunters by Mingjue Helen Chen
Reblogged dammit-tazmuir
not enough fanart for this horrible woman. I love her sm