ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 4.21 – Rally
Can’t believe you know the actual lore of how the chief and NYE milf got together?
privileged & grateful i get to call @chiefofmilfs my bestie so i get inside knowledge 😌
Lilia Calderu x fem!reader
tags: Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Rivals to Lovers, Smut
summary: You and Lilia Calderu have been rivals for as long as your tarot shops have stood across the street from each other. You call her a dramatist, she calls you dull, and neither of you can resist the chance to get under the other’s skin.
wc: ~ 7.5k Chapter 3/3
a/n: Again biggest shoutout to @yourbasicqueerie for beta reading this❤️ Sorry for the delay in posting this chapter—life got in the way, and I’ve been feeling down lately. I also had to take a trip back home to Ireland for a while. Thanks so much for your patience, love y'all! 💖
This chapter has upped the rating. Please be aware. There is smut.
taglist: @ahsfan05, @emilynissangtr, @sapphic-girlss, @womankissersworld
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Lilia Calderu x fem!reader
tags: Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Rivals to Lovers
summary: You and Lilia Calderu have been rivals for as long as your tarot shops have stood across the street from each other. You call her a dramatist, she calls you dull, and neither of you can resist the chance to get under the other’s skin.
wc: ~ 8.3k Chapter 2/3
a/n: Again biggest shoutout to @yourbasicqueerie for beta reading this <3
taglist: @ahsfan05, @emilynissangtr, @sapphic-girlss, @womankissersworld
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Patti LuPone’s final matinee as Mama Rose January 11, 2009.
𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔱𝔬𝔴𝔫
What’s your comfort show? (I know you’ve already said your favourite movie, curious about TV, and not Patti related!)
criminal minds is definitely my number one comfort show—i rewatch it constantly. but i’ve got a few others too, like abbott elementary, gilmore girls, sex and the city, golden girls, and grace and frankie. i rotate through them depending on the mood!💓
*reads fanfiction with the most incredible description, most incredible inner monologue, most incredible dialog, most incredible pacing, most incredible world building, and just most incredible writing*
*looks at my own shrimpy writing skills*
*looks back at incredible fanfiction*
*blinks*
*shakes it with unyielding force*
"HOW DO I DO THAT?!?!?!??!?!!?"
hello :) i was wondering, is there like a taglist that we could join for patti's characters??
hey! i’d love to make a taglist for patti’s characters—anyone’s welcome to join! you can just message me or reply to this and i’ll add you. if people prefer, i can also set up a little google form (i’ve seen others do that) – whatever’s easiest and most comfortable for everyone!
in a polyamorous relationship with the oxford comma and the em dash
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Joan Ramsey x Reader
𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶: Joan makes amends with her neighbour—but not in the way she expected.
𝔴𝔠: 4.4k — Chapter 2/2
𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤: explicit
𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔰: trigger warning for homophobia and panic attack, religious guilt, repressed/closeted character, soft dom!reader, masturbation, vaginal fingering, fluff
𝔞/𝔫: thank u @madamspellmans-met-tet for ur generous help with editing & the amazing banner. couldnt have done this without u 🧡
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