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I’ve said it before but the goal should never be “don’t be scared” but to increase your skill at being scared
and I get it, it doesn’t take very long to process and discharge fear that doesn’t actually exist, but that’s very unlikely to happen. what if instead you were really really good at processing and discharging fear that you can competently and skillfully recognize because of all the practice and hard work you’ve put into it.
i didn't forget about him
Let's pretend to be someone else for April Fools, as a joke, haha.
And then we continue to pretend, okay? And maybe we can do it whenever we want, okay?
And it's okay if it isn't a joke, you know? You can be someone else if you want to, with a new name and everything! And then you can keep being yourself and we can understand that that wasn't you, okay? And we can keep them separate people and that can be nice. And you can be yourself and that can be someone else!
Doesn't that sound fun?
as a small child my favourite activity was the kubrick stare
did you know you can actually just cock your head to the side and put your canine teeth on either side of her windpipe and not bite down but just hold gentle pressure while you're doing whatever you're doing to remind her that we are animals and with less force than it takes you to bite into a good apple you could tear out her pretty throat? you can do this any time and it's free and easy
Being insane but cognitively aware of how insane you are is a special kind of hell because you know that you aren't normal and you can pinpoint the behaviors that label you as other and make people kinda go quiet and twitchy around you but you can't change them or your neurosis so you're stuck in a brutal cycle of trying to emulate normal people and failing horribly cus you know in theory how normal people look and act but in practice you can never change what you are and everyone else knows it too and this goes on forever until you die
dj piss kink wants everyone to grab another drink before the next set :)
life gets so much better when u accept urself for the weird little bitch that u are
"wow look at this crazy sign from Australia warning about dangerous animals" and then the sign is basically just "do not corner and harass wild animals"
certainly part of the issue is the way ppl in Australia feed into it and try and make signs funnier and over exaggerate stuff in an often unhelpful way. but "this is a wild animal. if you harass a wild animal it might bite or scratch you" is basically universally applicable across the world with the vast majority of animals
"can you believe quokkas are so cute but they'll bite you if you anger them?" well you see they're wild animals who humans just so happen to think look cute. it's not on purpose and does not magically make it ok to harass and bother a wild animal. if you harass a wild animal it might bite or scratch you
