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Here's why:

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

this month is sexual assault awareness month. wanted to take a moment to shed light on coercive rape and coercive sexual assault:

I love Hazel

I will draw her more. Expect it

No cuz it actually DOESN’T makes sense that Sophie can’t read normal elven runes????? She’s literally a polyglot and can read Italian or whatever tf it was just by looking at it for the first time?????? Make it make sense.

op. Grabs ur shoulders cpgently even though theres a strained and obviously forfed smile of amicable friendliness on my face they can only speak the language after hearing it

What does this mean I’m incredibly slow

polyglots can for example speak english but thats only if they heard people talking in english, the talent doesnt apply to visual text of the same language unless they were taught to read it too; its an auditory-based talent, unlike stuff like shades, flashers, so on so forth

the whole rune point is probably her being dyslexic and not very taught about on runes in general since she’s lived like 100% of her preteen years in the forbidden cities, over the course of the books her time at foxfire has been choppy thanks to the constant attacks and what not, so while she can read encrypted code thanks to the black swan’s interference, she cant read the modern-day rune lexicon since she wasn’t properly taught how to

No cuz it actually DOESN’T makes sense that Sophie can’t read normal elven runes????? She’s literally a polyglot and can read Italian or whatever tf it was just by looking at it for the first time?????? Make it make sense.

op. Grabs ur shoulders cpgently even though theres a strained and obviously forfed smile of amicable friendliness on my face they can only speak the language after hearing it

i dunno how to use this site hhhiiii

You’ve been lied to your entire life.

Not about taxes. Not about calories. Not even about the clitoris.

No — I’m talking about the taint.

That glorious, forgotten slab of flesh. That unclaimed demilitarized zone between the promised land and the chocolate factory. That thin, sweaty strip separating birth from exile.

Let’s set the record straight:

Women. Have. Taints.

And the fact that society pretends otherwise is the greatest act of anatomical erasure since we collectively agreed that “muffin top” was a nice term.

🧠 What Is a Taint?

Also known as:

Technically:

But spiritually?

🔍 Who Gets One?

Let me be clear:

Whether you’re packing heat or holding space, slanging meat or curating petals, carrying a baby cannon or a soft serve dispenser—

You. Have. A. Taint.

And if you’ve gone your entire life without realizing that, congrats: society’s gendered body-shame campaign worked.

😤 But Isn’t “Taint” a Male Word?

Historically? Sure.

“Taint” was born in locker rooms. Raised by Xbox parties. Educated in Reddit threads. And baptized in the sweat of men who didn’t understand the purpose of a washcloth.

It was linguistically colonized by testosterone.

But anatomically?

It was always co-ed.

🚺 The Untold History of the Female Taint

You think the patriarchy invented oppression?

No. The real villain is linguistic erasure.

Because while men gave their taints nicknames, stories, and occasional bar soap—

Women got radio silence.

Your undercarriage has been:

You’ve spent years exfoliating your thighs and waxing your peach…

…but no one told you there’s a full-blown diplomatic zone beneath it.

A biological Bermuda Triangle. A tactile twilight zone.

Your taint.

📉 Let’s Break Down the Cultural Bias:

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Taint - Ghosted

Why? Because it’s funny. And neutral. And sweaty.

You can’t put the taint in a perfume ad. You can’t put it on a billboard. So they buried it.

💀 What Makes the Taint Powerful?

Because it’s:

It’s the only body part that:

It just is.

Unbothered. Unbranded. Unapologetically indifferent.

And that makes it sacred.

📚 Linguistic Justice: Let’s Rename It Properly

Unisex taint aliases, rebranded for the equality era:

Choose your fighter. Reclaim your stripe. We’re not asking anymore.

🧼 Taint Hygiene: No Gender Exemptions

Let’s get raw.

Your taint:

Male or female — it don’t matter.

Your taint will betray you unless:

The taint is the final frontier of bodily respect. Ignore it, and it will out you in summer.

🧪 The Psychological Impact of Owning Your Gooch

Let me be dead serious.

When you finally accept your taint:

Women who accept their taint become dangerous. Not because they’re wild — but because they’re free.

💥 The Taint Test: Feminist Edition

Ask your friend with the “Divine Feminine Energy” tattoo:

Watch her hesitate. Watch her blink. Watch her glitch.

Because the truth is hilarious. And hilarity burns the shame right out of you.

🧘‍♀️ If You’re a Woman Reading This…

You now have no excuse.

That’s your taint.

And it deserves:

You don’t need to gender it. You just need to own it.

🤯 TL;DR

This isn’t just anatomy.

It’s resistance.

💣 CALL TO ACTION

🔁 Reblog this before someone calls it “cisnormative perineum propaganda” 🧽 Send to the friend who forgot to wash hers today 🍑 Share if you’ve ever worn tight leggings with no idea what’s happening underneath 🫧 Save this if your taint is a neglected spiritual quest waiting to happen

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER:

This post is satire, anatomy education, performance art, cultural rebranding, locker room theology, and biological diplomacy.

It is protected by the U.S. Constitution, the Geneva Convention of Postmodern Memes, and the sacred covenant of shower-based self-respect.

If you’re offended:

Because if you can’t name it — the patriarchy still owns it.

And that is the real tragedy.

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you are being cared about!! what do you earn by rejecting it!!

Three times for charm, or something like that. Get your shit checked out, save your life.

@reiayanamiisbestgirl would this be natalia or another guy in the labs

i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

The jorts. They are complete.

this is like when the epic saga ended except its about a gothic guy on tumblr dot com fighting for his life with the Jorts

YEAH THATS THE ONE LMFAOOO

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