oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

my three wee smoking girlfriends

yes they smoke wee

how it feels to be in your 20s and getting sent TikTok videos from your friends but you don’t have a TikTok and it just redirects you to the Apple download page for it.

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

No place for a little seal

Did I forget any?

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

round of applause for small naturals

ahaha it's raining heavily oh no... looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night... how unfortunate ahaha

drawing my favorite jojo villains pt 3: diego brando

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

oh ok

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

hating on x reader fics is genuinely like. so weird to me .wowww someone wants to imagine dating a fictional character. wow someone did the mortal sin of pretending their fav loves them.. boo fucking hoo people are dying

Motivational Mike Monday

Mike Ehrmantraut: the absolute paragon of motivation

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

Today’s your lucky day

they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview