i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

more comic characters should haunt their writers like how everyone who’s written John Constantine keeps meeting him in dark alleys

What The Actual Fuck

@stealingyourbones

It’s Late and I’m Wondering

Also bonus question of what fandom you first followed me for, and the current fandom if it’s changed (if any fandom at all)

Dandelions

How did vampires even figure out they could walk on walls and ceilings??? Imagine the first one just casually walking, then suddenly he's on the wall like, 'Whoa, hold up! We can do this?!'

It’s Happening to Everybody

new fishing spot

Animals love the living furnace of a man residing in their barn, but as of late... He seems to be distracted by something out of their small world.

Star Guardian Xayah ✨️

The Dungeon Master.

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washed up gun from lake michigan

via coravioletwalters

JOINTS IS PAIN

YEP

Day 2: cottagecore :3

rewatching season 7 of hermitcraft rn so i drew grian starling a door. haven’t had a ton of motivation to draw lately so this was kinda helping get me back into it