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Kin assigned bulbasaur by Nintendo

@illululusion / illululusion.tumblr.com

hi, you can call me Lu! or basically any nickname you'd want to use:kin assigned grass type by Nintendo. she/her, 18+ (Also I post about anything and everything though expect some theatre stuff in addition to tmagp and hermitcraft)
Anonymous asked:

Why bulbasaur?

Oh! Oohohohohho! Origin story time!

Okay so a while back, like a long while, I was playing Pokémon mystery dungeon blue rescue team. (Which is basically an isekai.) And just so everyone knows, this game has a personality quiz, to determine what Pokémon you are! Now the options for the Pokémon you can get are based on the personality type points bound to the answers you choose as well as what gender you chose to be.

Now the Pokémon available are:

Bulbasaur

Charmander

Chikorita, unavailable as boy

Cubone

Cyndaquil unavailable as girl

Eevee, unavailable as boy

Mudkip

Machop unavailable as girl

Meowth unavailable as girl

Pikachu

Psyduck

Skitty unavailable as boy

Squirtle

Torchic

Totodile

Treecko

Which is actually quite a lot. HOWEVER as I've stated before you get asked questions! And those questions have answers with specific assigned personality points. Now in total you get asked 9 of the 50 available questions.

Now you would expect to get different Pokémon when you choose different answers, I DID NOT. SOMEHOW I KEPT GETTING BULBASAUR NO MATTER WHAT. I. DID. At some point I even went to a guide and that guide only ended up managing to give me a chikorita ONCE! which is still a grass type.

Now one of my friends on here @nonsenseplayercharacter was witness to this whole situation. Which is also how I got this specific bulbasaur profile pic if I recall correctly.

Anyways any time I do anything related to type assignment or Pokémon I still end up getting grass types or grass related typing. Which is the reason for: "why bulbasaur?"

*guy who has run out of fictional characters to inspire me voice* cuno wouldn't even fucking care about this. cuno would do whatever the fuck he wanted

Luigi Mangione could be getting the death penalty…

This man is innocent, his appearance and build doesn’t match that of the killers, the only “motive” he had was a convenient written confession showing that he supposedly viewed healthcare companies as “parasitic” and too expensive (which does somewhat contradict the actual killers actions) he had said note and the murder weapon conveniently on him while living his ordinary life, the killer held the gun in his right hand while Luigi is left-handed, Luigi and the Killer were potentially seen simultaneously, they wore slightly different coats.

The NYPD KNOW these are different people, they know the evidence is lacking, this isn’t a mistaken identity, it’s framing, they are trying to make themself appear to still be control by catching this man, humiliating him, killing him, when they know full well that the person they are prosecuting ISNT EVEN THE RIGHT GUY! This is an injustice! This is not a fair trial! This is downright tyranny!

They confiscated his bag at the mcdonald's, took it out of everyone's sight, unpacked it and repacked it, and THEN took it down to the station and wow there was a manifesto in there that he was just carrying around in daily life for some reason

Definitely the sort of thing that the Bag Of Monopoly Money Guy would be carrying to McDonald's

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Ough you go to therapy you take your meds you learn to drive you make friends you graduate college you get a dog you rent a cute apartment you learn to love properly and then one person says something and it makes you feel like a kid again, alone on the swing

This seems to be resonating with some people. I'm sorry for that. We can sit on the swings together, if you'd like.

This is a poem to me

Ough you go to therapy

you take your meds

you learn to drive

you make friends

you graduate college

you get a dog

you rent a cute apartment

You learn to love

properly

and then one person says something

and it makes you feel like a kid again

alone

on the swing

any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

guys i installed a program to show me exactly where the data is hidden and i think i found it and youre never gonna believe it

todd howard im fucking coming for you

Here's your friendly neighborhood trans girl programer to tell you WinDirStat is a free open source alternative and you don't have to sign in to the annoying microsoft app store!

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