what a week huh?

had an interaction with my flatmate at 4am last night and decided to draw this instead of even trying to sleep again

the guys she was interested in weren’t guys at all?!

written for you.

in the april fools event the prehistoric exploration team needs a way to mark where they came from

i love how it’s UNDENIABLE how in this scene he DEFINITELY decides to draw akito

(he steals her phone to delete it but not bfore sending it to himself btw)

I hate being emotionally attached to a character because what do you mean I'm crying over AKITO SHINONOME

fussy eaters behind the scenes....

villain got caught with suspicious amounts of cup noodles... sentenced to one(1) kiss

List of my AkiMizuRuiKasa AU’s because I haven’t posted in a while. If you want a very short explanation on one feel free to ask

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10

"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10

EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

my horny ass WILL be an engineer and I will make sure of it.

my horny ass WILL

be an engineer and I

will make sure of it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

they have little adventures with the dust bunnys under there

Hop: “Wow! You already know your type matchups, huh?”

Hop: “I bet you’ve never been in a pokemon center before!”

Me, a seasoned pokemon player:

Pokemon Heritage Post

Whoever invented getting out of bed can go to hell