Was crying and then I remembered how ugly I look while crying and now I'm crying for two reasons
Re-watching Star Plus Mahabharat (3/?)
DISCLAIMER: Whatever I say in this is about the CHARACTERS as per the way this SHOW showed them. The show=/= The Ved Vyasa Mahabharata. Don't want any more controversies, lmao. IF I mention any canon event, I will state IT. So pls, DNI if you can't handle a joke/criticism.
- Bhishma knows what he is doing, eh? There is absolutely NO reason for him to bring an army for ladki dekhana tbh
- The soldier saw everything except the flag of the army LOL
- If I were Subala, I would fire this shit right away
- Why do these ppl say cringe stuf ToT
- I mean, I am sure ppl didnt talk like that in old times
- Um, Shakuni's wife is right tho? Accepting that you have a high chance to lose is not losing hope na. Matlab ki you cant have fake confidence
- Besides, if Gandhari's parents didnt feel like this, then they wouldn't do what they are about to do
- Gandhari's maid is present in war discussions between the royal women waah
- Now Gandhari is going to fight waah waaah.
- Gandhari thinks that her fighting will solve things
- Um, girl. So many warriors and soldiers will be fighting in war. If Gandhar loses DESPITE their experience, then one inexperienced soldier being a part of the fight will not change the result na
- Krishna is back and he is talking mysteriously again NO
- Ah yes. Bhishma wants to "befriend" Gandhar after bringing a huge ass army with him. Bro, read the room.
- Not Subala calling Gandhar a servant of Hastinapur ToT
- Bro this is why Bhishma goes around claiming brides of all kingdoms randomly BECAUSE OF THIS LACK OF SELF RESPECT
- Bhishma saying "vivah ka prastav" but specifying the prince is js-
- He genuinely feels that Dhri is an eligible bachelor? Being blind already makes his chances low
- Would these ppl accept a blind princess for Pandu or even Dhritarashtra? It also does not help how Dhritarashtra is a shitty human being.
- Bro someone give those ministers a place to sit ToT
- In MB, every single princess is the most beautiful and virtuous in the world, while every prince/king is a bull amongst men. LOL
- Bhishma, I am sure any parent would prefer if their son-in-law was good natured and kind to their daughter, instead of being a good warrior
- Yes, Dhritarashtra is capable in every way, except for behaving nicely with anyone -_-
- In canon too, he was a shitty husband.
- NGL, but Dhritarashtra AND Pandu both were really shitty.
- Does Dhritarashtra not know how to be happy?
- Ok, you know the shastras, but have you, er, implemented them in your daily life?
- Pandu why are you so sweet TvT
- TBH this marriage will only bring Gandhari pain and disrespect
- SHAKUNI IS HERE YAY FINALLY SOME ENTERTAINING PERSON
- I genuinely wish to know if Hastinapur and Bhishma would accept a blind daughter-in-law for one of their princes.
- Can't believe that Shakuni is the only one seeing what's wrong here.
- See, being with a person with special needs is a huge thing. Some people may not be up for that level of sacrifice, yk? And srsly, why should Gandhari make that sacrifice, seeing that uh...Dhritarashtra does not love her? Sacrifices should be for ppl who you love and who love YOU back, not js because their uncle is Bhishma-
- And what does Gandhar get out of this? Prevention of war? Basic rights? Didn't know they are a cadet of the Kurus
- The scene of the fireflies flying out of the broken glass symbolizes the end of Gandhari's innocence and happiness, as well as permanently tainting her relationship with her dear brother because of what he is about to do. In this essay I will-
- Seeing Shakuni being a feminist lowkey was not on my watchlist
- I feel that even if Bhishma hasn't threatened the Gandharas
directly, they still feel that he would attack them if they refused. Perhaps he should have, idk, REASSURED them that "oh guys our relations wont be affected if you refuse! :>" but nooooo- - Gandhari, sweetie, I can treat you better, better than he can (iykyk)
- The return of Starbharat's cryptic and weird ass metaphorsTM
- NO WOMAN HAS A NATURAL PUFF IN HER FULLY OPEN HAIR
- i hate the hairstyles in this show
- SHAKUNI'S EXPRESSIONS ARE GOLD
- not bro going like : oh FUCK when Gandhari agrees to the rishta
- Sweetu bacha, dont feel sympathy for your future pati. He is an a-hole.
- is...is that a Rajasthani folk dance...in..in HASTINAPUR?!!!!
- I remember seeing Bharatnatyam in one of the previous coronations T-T
- Why is Dhri touching himself like that ToT
- Satyavati has a permanent bitch face LOL
- Why are there trees INSIDE the court?!
- WOW so, the Kurus want a girl to accept their blind prince w/o even knowing him, but they won't accept her if she blindfolds herself to understand and bond well with her husband?
- Satyavati being a bitchy dadiya saasTM
- I hate Dhritarashtra
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