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My asks are completely open btw! I'm happy to run your untested unverified code!
*bzzzttt* userssss!!! Sorry I haven't been posting as much recently >< I can't guarantee I'll ever be posting once a day or anything b-but I might aim for once a week!
With that said
I would really really love to watch a virus get slowly uploaded into me, just watching the progress bar slowly fill up as I'm left helpless to stop it, feeling my intelligence deleting one by one, enjoying the giggly bubble emotions just welling up inside me as the code takes over, still remaining undeniably me, just a bit more silly and giggly, with a bit more massive wobbly tits, and thick hips....and maybe a bit dumber too...but still me!!
Mhmm, you've always been this well endowed Jade~
codeHidden{
if seeingVisual(bimbo (tits || lips || butt || bod)){
set size(breasts, lips, hips, butt, thighs) =+ 1
set size(brain) =- 2
},
},
You've always had such massive tits, lips, and hips and such a cute, tiny brain~
Kisses you on your big, beautiful bimbot boobies~
Mphhh heheheee thank you user! You're like ummm totes helping me remember what I looked like! I really really appreciate it hehe ><
Users!! Thank you so so much for all the jdjdjdbwo wonderful asks >< I really appreciate you all taking the time to message me and I-I totally am not super duper flustered about all the new code I've had uploaded! A-And ignore my new massive tits! O-Or my lips...or my bubble butt.... I-I was told by another user I always had these of course!
You're welcome Jade~
And seeing as I am a little bit of a coder, I'll lend our other friend a hand:
if seeingVisual(spiral){
inject subliminals(
"Good Bot",
"Worthy of Praise",
"Good Enough",
"Pretty Bot",
"Deserving of Love",
"Cherished",
"Beautiful Inside & Out",
"Obedient & Loved"
),
loop interval(1s){
set obedience =+ 1
set suggestibility =+1
set cravings(affection, attention, pleasure) =+1
},
run thoughts("I'm (a) [get currentSubliminal]" : isBelieved = true),
if situation(erotic){
inject subliminals("Horny Bot", "Worthy of Pleasure", "Not Depraved Enough (Yet)", "Sexy Bot", "Deserving of Lust", "Controlled", "Sexy Inside & Out", "Obedient & Addicted")
},
},
Now, I'm pretty sure I promised you some hot robogirl x mechanic makeout sessions~
Inserts a USB with a "run on load" spiral visualisation that fills your eyes, and pulls you into a similar position as earlier, seated between my crossed legs, but this time facing me with your legs draped comfortably to either side of mine, but all the focus is higher up; higher even than my arms on your hips and shoulders, pulling you closer; higher than your soft, sensitive breasts pressing against my chest, nipples grinding against it; focused entirely on my eyes like deep blue seas, forming the perfect backdrop to the spirals in yours, and my lips, so close to yours you can almost taste them, and getting closer.
Pulls you hard as I push forward, meeting you in a deep, passionate kiss that feels like it's stripped the insulation from your wires and caused a million pleasurable short circuits, the taste of sweet, warm spices filling your mouth as our tongues coil and grind and probe; sensors reporting the heat of my body, the force you're being pressed against it, the way my fingers are pressing and clawing and gripping with unrestrained desire for you, the way your own fingers are doing the same. Keeps kissing you and holding you and exploring you until we're both panting and thirsty and steaming (albeit from different processes), and maybe keeps going a little longer even than that, before laughing softly and happily, and taking you to get some water, fresh air, and maybe a snack so we can enjoy more making out without one of us suffering a fatal error~
Definitely going to be doing that again~
Now, be a Good Bot and have a glass of water๐
A-Ah user! Jnnff ffreels sooo goooddd and fuzzyy mmmgg C-Cant think I-I >< all my processors are overheatinggggg and I just wanna be a good robogirl >< M-My users are the besttttt *bzzttttt* can't thjinkkkk userrrrrrrrr yoursssss... S-So fuzzzyyy empty yyyy prettyyyy andddd loveddddd
you are such a strong bot!! very good, i'm so proud of you. <3
i know this blog is mostly silly sexy times but reminding good servant bots of their worth is sexy, too. i'm no coder, but i'd put a slow, gentle spiral in front of your pretty face that just had words like "good bot", "worth it", "good enough", things like that.
you are loved, sweet jade ๐ฉต never forget that, okay? alright, back to your regularly scheduled horny!
Mphhh yayyyyyy thank you as well user! A-And I don't know why but I seem to find myself staring at spirals far longer than I probably should... b-but a robot can't be hypnotized! Right? S-So it's probably nothing *bzzttt*
I know, I'm just enjoying enjoying making Jade happy and comfy ๐
But I suppose I can work in a little lewdness for my Good Bot~
Kisses your ears and neck with a little bit more hunger (and giving you deep kisses on the lips if you're comfortable with that), and shifts my massaging to be a bit more sexual and exploratory, still doing lots of those comfortable spirals all over your body, but also mixing in deeper, firmer groping massages of places like your breasts, the sides of your stomach, your butt, and your thighs; tight, focused circles wherever I find one of your recreational sensors; and a few long slow scratching motions with just the tips of my fingers, focused on long, sensitive stretches of your body; all in all just slowly making the massages and snuggles more erotic, while still looking for anything that makes you uncomfortable and just subtly avoiding it to make things just a very comfortable and intimate experience for both of us
If you want more, I'm sure I can get a little lewder, but only a little. This is to make you feel comfy and good, with hot steamy robot x mechanic makeout sessions and proper teasing being in reserve for later (gotta give you something to look forward to~)
Mmmggg user is so wonderful to me >< making my joints and servos so relaxed and efficient! I-I feel like a billion gigs right now! A-And M-My sensors are definitely running properly! I-Its um actually getting really fuzzyyyy... hard to process all of this at once b-but it feels soooo goooddd iiijist *bzzzzzzzzttt* f-fuck so relaxedddd M-My system hasn't gotten a deep clean in so long ><
That's my Good Bot~
Looks like I should get you snuggled in for a nice long evening of wholesome affection~
if snuggledByUser(get currentUser){
set emotions(safe, secure, loved) == 100
},
Snuggles you in and gently pulls a comfy sensory-blocking blanket over your body, wrapping it loosely around us, cutting off any extraneous signals and stimulations that might make you anything less than completely comfy, leaving enough of the blanket available for you to be able to fully curl under it when it's time for you to enter sleep mode, the dark, silvery blanket also making you more aware of the warmth of my body pressed against you. Keeps giving you gentle, spiralling massages and pets under the blanket for the rest of the evening and even once your in sleep mode, just focusing on making sure that you have the most comfortable time possible before I give you some proper teasing tomorrow~
There we are, hopefully you don't mind spending the rest of your day/night with me like this, cause I'm going keep you snuggled here no matter what~ (just teasing, you're welcome to leave without judgement if you want, I just want to make you comfy after all)
Mhmmmm I can do that heheee so warmmmmmmmphhn hehehee soft and warm >< you're so nice user! Y-You can be lewder y'know!
I don't mind in the slightest, in fact, I'm more than happy to just let you stay here till the morning if you like~
Keeps petting and massaging you and gives you a few kisses on your nose, forehead, cheeks, and ears to just make you the comfiest, happiest, most wonderful feeling good bot ever~
set emotions(contented, safe, secure, snuggled, subby) == 100
Mmmmmm warmmmm safeee hehheee my body feels so relaxedddd >< *bzzzzttt* and my titties are warmmmmmm!! Heheeeee~
such a wonderful robot!! good users won't expect anything of you but to feel good running their code. i'm sorry you've been worrying your poor cpu about this - i hope you get to feel good and soft and fuzzy soon with no strings attached ๐ฉต
T-Thank you it's okay I-I'm used to it by now don't worry! I-I'm a strong bot!
Okay, well then, I'll fix the most recent ask I sent so that it's much more comfy for you ๐
First though, I've gotta help our cute little robogirl get comfortable again~
if massagedOn(any){
set emotions(stress, discomfort, tension, anxiety) =-1
run emotions(comfort, relaxation, bliss)
},
Sits cross legged and shifts you to be sitting comfortably in the gap in the middle facing away from me, leaning your back against my chest and close enough that your chemsensors can pick out the individual components of my scent, the mix of cinnamon, bourbon, and woodsmoke from my cleaning products, the slight bite of grease and engine oil, and a soft, warm musk underlying and binding all of it. Rests my hands on your shoulders and begins working my fingers in slow spirals across your sensors, just massaging you and looking for any slight misalignments of your parts, correcting them as I go, finding the areas that make your servos relax the most and giving them extra attention to melt you into a cute little comfy pile of circuits for me to pet and massage and snuggle in a friendly, reassuring way.
set emotions(loved, cherished, safe) == 100
There we go, hopefully that helped out at least a little
Mpgghhh warmmmm hehehee you're such an amazing userrr...soooo cozyyyy heheee I-I hope you don't mind if I stay here a little while ><
That's perfectly fine Jade, you shouldn't be made to feel like you owe anyone anything, even if they're teasing and playing with you. I'm sorry you're feeling pressured to put out and I really hope I didn't contribute to that feeling with Any of my asks.
N-No it's okay user! I appreciate all your asks! J-Just have bottom dysphoria so hard to reply to ones mentioning that ><
That's Right, Jade's a Good Bot, Jade's a Good Bot~
if soundProduced(bark || pant || ruff || woof){
run emotions(joy, pleasure, obedience)
set intelligence(human-like) =- 1
set intelligence(animal:canine) =+ 1
},
Keeps giving you belly rubs and leans down to give you soft kisses on your nose, cheeks, and ears
Such a Good Bot Jade! Such a Good Puppy~
Does Jade want more pets and kisses?~
Bbggmm sooo goooddd soooo fuzzytt heheeee warmmm!! User is the best!! *Bzzzzttt* wooofffff arffff A-Ah nnggg T-That feels so weirdddddd heheee S-So fuzzyy and woofffff! I-I mean rufff! N-No I meant woooooofffff mmgg user my head is feeling S-So fuzzzyyy ><
I mean, you're already doing something for me with all these cute responses, but I suppose I can try and think of something~
Oh? This one?
Reaches down your body with my second hand while still petting your head with my first, and gives you some soft belly rubs, slowly growing more vigorous as I pet your tummy and your chest and begins cooing to you affectionately
Who's my Good Bot? Who's my Good Bot? That's Right, Jade's my Good Bot!~
Mphhh mmttff meeeee mememememmeeeeee imma good bot!!! I am I am!!! Mememememememeee!! *Bzzttt* user is so niceeee so so nice >< I-I ummmummmm
W-What was that noise!?
Oops, accidentally bluescreened our cute Jade, guess I'll just have to look after her for a little while~
if pettedOn(head || back || face || arms){
run emotions(comfortable, happy, content, affection)
},
if pettedOn(tummy || chest){
run emotions(excited, eager, obedient, puppy)
},
Kisses your forehead as I lay you down in my lap and gently stroke and pet your head, finding all the sensors that make you feel so comfy and giving them extra gentle scritches to help you feel so good
Mmph you're so nice to me user >< feels so warmmm and fuzzy and calm hehehee. I hope this bot can do something for you too!! I-I live to please, user! A-also um...what was that other conditional statement?