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@jamiesturniolo

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PSA to everybody not sure why we're celebrating the Ides of March, let me break it down.

  1. The Ides of March is basically a fancy name for the 15th of march, which is the date that Julius Caesar got stabbed multiple times by several members of the senate and other faculty.
  2. Julius Caesar was an asshole. He put legislature in place that would make him a defacto king of Rome, something that had been prevented for hundreds of years due to the fact that the last time Rome had kings they were also Assholes, created TWO WHOLE NEW F*CKING MONTHS JUST FOR HIS FAMILY (August for Augustus and July for himself) which meant that all the numerical months (October, December etc) got pushed out of place. He was also responsible for the fall of the Egyptian empire because he decided he wanted to get feisty with Cleopatra
  3. And to top it all off, he was responsible, FOR THE BURNING OF THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA!!!!! WHICH IF NOT FOR IT'S DESTRUCTION WOULD'VE MEANT THE CONTINUATION OF HUMAN DEVELOPMENT, AND THUS HAD HUMANKIND AT THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION BY THE TIME WE REACHED JESUS CHRIST(Though I'm not absolutely sure about the numbers on that one somebody fact-check me).
  4. And he's also a big symbol of governmental corruption for the gain of already powerful figures.

YOU STILL LIKE IT THOUGH

GENRE: Fluff, crack fic ish?

PAIRING: Choi su-bong/thanos x preg!fem!reader

FEAT: Nam gyu as the supportive bestie (that he never rlly was)

A/N: this fic i based of a request from anon !! Tbh i changed ALOT of the request (haha- sorry 😞) because I felt like it was a little repetitive and idk i just can't write rlly emotional scenes with Thanos for some reason (??) ALSO I feel like there are parts where Thanos seems ooc? Idk.. i wrote this instead of studying in the span of 30 mins

"Whoo!" You hear Thanos shout on the top of his voice while he high fives nam gyu as they both jump up and down as if they were children in elementary school after winning a play ground game

You manage your groan, suppressing it while you stare at them from afar, of course that crazy fucker managed to pass through the first game.

You hated to admit it, but a part of you was relieved,

You always had a thing for psycho guys, and your ex boyfriend? The one with the brightly dyed hair who was now doing some weird dance seemed to proudly embody every part of that sentiment.

Headcannons M.S.

Husband!Matt x reader part 2.

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Why are y’all asking black authors “why do you always write Black!Reader fics?” or ask whether that’s all they’re gonna write about…

Like…

YES NIGGA!!!!👏🏾✨

THAT’S WHAT WE’RE GONNA WRITE!! Y’all are never inclusive and have hardly ever been inclusive since the DAWN of fanfiction, so why don’t we take it upon ourselves to write about ourselves?!

You guys are RAY CYST!!! ❣️

RACIST!!! IGNORANT!!

i’m white but even i get annoyed when other white girls ask writers of colour to write fics for white girls.

do it yourself if you want one

giys, i saw my crush today and he was holding his coat and OML his HANDS 😻😻😻😻 THEY WERE VAINY (I NEED THEM AROUND MY NECK)

husband!matt headcanons

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ notes: it’s been incredibly hard to find motivation to write full fics, but i’m doing my best with the blurbs and hcs ♡ i’ll write all the requests and hopefully get some fics done this weekend, thank you for understanding ♡ and thanks for the request anon!!!

♡⊹𑄽୧

husband!matt who … asked for your parents blessing
husband!matt who … knew he wanted to marry you after dating for only a month
husband!matt who … used to joke about proposing when he had already planned on it
husband!matt who … actually bought the ring on your first anniversary
husband!matt who … thought living together before getting married was corny, but loved every second of it
husband!matt who … carefully planned every step of his proposal
husband!matt who … cried when you said ‘yes’
husband!matt who … cried — again — at the altar
husband!matt who … had his brothers as his groomsmen
husband!matt who … loves calling you ‘wife’

♡⊹𑄽୧

husband!matt who … wanted to wait till marriage but couldn’t resist you
husband!matt who … couldn’t keep his hands off of you during honeymoon
husband!matt who … made sure the honeymoon phase lasted long — or at least the sex part of it
husband!matt who … playfully slaps your ass any chance he gets
husband!matt who … hugs you from behind as you’re washing the dishes so you can feel his boner
husband!matt who … never has time for morning sex, even though he loves it
husband!matt who … gets back from work extremely tired and just needs you to take care of him
husband!matt who … doesn’t get shy about being a sub
husband!matt who … absolutely loves to dom
husband!matt who … still gets horny by seeing you in lingerie
husband!matt who … has a breeding kink
husband!matt who … loves to make babies, and that’s why you have so many kids

♡⊹𑄽୧

matt marry me please 😞😞😞

DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT DILF!MATT

i’m so incredibly passionate abt this topic

🧎🏻‍♀️

(im growling)

Hot take but actors are allowed to lie about their personal lives if that’s what it takes for them to have some privacy. Stop being nosy bitches they don’t owe you anything.

Eeyore ➵ Matt Sturniolo

summary: where you dress up your baby as eeyore

The morning sun filtered gently through the nursery window, casting a warm, golden glow across the room. You were busy preparing for a special moment, your face lit up with excitement. You had carefully chosen the perfect outfit for your newborn, a soft, plush Eeyore costume, complete with floppy ears and a little tail. You wanted to surprise Matt, knowing how much he adored the lovable character.

With the outfit ready and your baby snugly dressed, you picked up the tiny bundle and made your way to the living room where Matt was lounging on the couch, his attention focused on his phone. You tried to contain your laughter, knowing how much Matt loved Eeyore.

baby fever it at an all time high rn

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