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Dare i say Susie Campbell's biggest fan|PFP by @theartofthefool|sideblog: @hyp3rf1x3d_racc00n (its rarely used lmao)
"EVIL IS AS EVIL DOES BUT WHEN THE GOOD DIE YOUNG TO FIND A HEART OF GOLD IN A HERO IS EASIER SAID THAN DONE, I'VE SEEN THE WAY THAT YOU LOOK AT ME, THAT QUIVER IN YOUR EYE. I TASTE THE FEVER IN YOUR APPETITE FOR MY GYPSY LIPS AND LIES"
-Staria |||, Acolytes of Amadeus, Set To Stun.
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"Sure you are, tell me, what do breasts feel like?"
"Tits you mean? I love tits…I'm like a Tit Master!"
"Titty baby is more like it."
"What? NO, no Sir not me boy! I get right in there and I just, if I could live IN tits, I would…they are wow…they're yeah!"
"Sure Potter…."
"No really, tit's feel like big, massive like, bags of sand and…"
"Bags of sand? Did you say Bags of Sand? No breast feels like a bag of sand Potter." -The Boy Who Whined, An Emo Tale by CreativeWritingMinor
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I go by Salem.
Honestly I don't really care which pronouns ya use for me so any/all
I'm a minor, so DNI if you're under 14 or above 19 (As in sending me texts here.)
I have autism & adhd
Shadow Milk kinnie, ShadowSpice truther. I love Burning Spice sighhh
Truthless Recluse >> Regular Pure Vanilla cuz hes so silly. I'm insane about Susie Campbell & Johnny from BATIM.
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salems important section = stuff i deem important
salems art = my art
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Interests!!
Ace Attorney, Adventure Time, Amphibia
Bendy & the Ink Machine, Cuphead, Fookie Run: Kingdom, Doki Doki Literature Club, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Ducktales (2017), Local 58, Metal Family, Miltons Math Games, Percy Jackson, Petscop, Sanders Sides, The Walten Files, Welcome To The Game 2.
Extremely hyperfixated on Cookie Run Kingdom & Welcome To The Game 2.
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"UPON MY RETURNING, THE WORLD WILL BE BURNING, AS PEOPLE ARE PREPARING FOR WAR. YOU PRESUME IN YOUR DOOM THAT I CAME TO BRING PEACE, WHEN I CAME CARRYING A SWORD. THERE'LL BE WEEPING AND A GNASHING OF TEETH"
-Staria |||, Acolytes of Amadeus, Set To Stun.
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Draco seeing all the Weasleys for the first time at the Quidditch World Cup!

Everybody had a thing for Bill ✨😂

Hey! So long time no see guys :0

Thank you all so much for all of the well wishes 💚💚💚 My Tendonitis is much better and I‘m as good as new :)

I’m trying to get back into the game as soon as possible and post a comic each week again :) but maybe not right away

So I really hope you enjoyed this one ✨😂

Much love and Have a nice week 💚🌻

Honestly I high key headcanon that both Draco and Harry having an eerily similar taste in men

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Draco seeing all the Weasleys for the first time at the Quidditch World Cup!

Everybody had a thing for Bill ✨😂

Hey! So long time no see guys :0

Thank you all so much for all of the well wishes 💚💚💚 My Tendonitis is much better and I‘m as good as new :)

I’m trying to get back into the game as soon as possible and post a comic each week again :) but maybe not right away

So I really hope you enjoyed this one ✨😂

Much love and Have a nice week 💚🌻

Honestly I high key headcanon that both Draco and Harry having an eerily similar taste in men

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Okay, but like, Harry. Questioning himself as to why it seems Draco keeps getting prettier? (In all actuality it's Harry's stupid brain filling in gaps where he had not noticed or accepted it.)

Harry:...were Malfoy's eyes always so silver? Was his hair always so silky? His skin looks suspiciously soft...

Ron:...mate, what the fuck?

Hermione:*Facepalms*

(This takes place in a 8th year AU. Because.)

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Draco: I just really want my teeth in your neck

Harry: ....

Harry: Like violently...or sexually..?

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watching 21 jump street and thinking about drarry "dumb and dumber" auror partners going undercover (i guess muggle world??) and they just have cultural shock. draco researching muggle lifestyle vs. harry growing up in one, yet they're both so out of touch with current trends. school nemeses turned partners turned friends turned lovers. the constant bickering, betrayal, confession, duel fight, big kiss with explosions in the background.

this is literally rookie moves but with even more dumb and dumber antics. super dude bro behavior and language but with extreme homoerotic undertones.

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people using the motif of paper cranes in dramione shit. excuse me what are y’all talking about lmao the only paper crane draco ever sent was to harry like let’s be so serious

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thinking about the expression “knock on wood” not existing in the wizarding world and so one day harry and draco are curled up on the couch in the come and go-room, talking in the glow of the fireplace, and harry uses that phrase. draco, who has been half-draped over him for the past hour or so, sits up slowly and turns to harry with the most bewildered expression on his face. “why on earth would i knock on your former quidditch captain?” he asks, completely flummoxed.

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Harry Shows Draco a Movie For the First Time

Harry: *pops in vhs tape*
Draco:
Draco: Harry, this sucks. It makes no sense. It’s just a bunch of fuzzy fast moving pictures.
Harry: No, Draco I haven’t started it yet, I’m just rewinding the tape.
Draco: That’s… strange… silly muggles why wouldn’t you just start at the beginning. See, they’re all backwards.
Harry: No, that’s not- It doesn’t come like that, it’s just- see, there’s this place called Blockbuster-
Draco: Blockbuster?! I hardly know her!
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Still in my Drarry phase (even tho I never finished the series). These fanfics do be *smacking* tho.

Anyway, here’s my quick take on Harry:

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Harry: Sod off, Malfoy
Draco: Oh, I know, you wanna do that thing where we’re arguing and fighting
Draco: But then suddenly it’s like whoa! This is hot, and we start making out
Draco: WELL, DREAM ON, POTTER!
Draco: Or whatever, fine. Let’s just do it
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I believe Drarry made me enjoy Romione purely because of how often Romione appears as a side pairing to Drarry.

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wip for valentine

update: my wip is done and already posted૮(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)ა

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absolutely hate when fics downplays harry’s relationship with hermione and ron like those 2 are his family he loves them so much he relies on them and they love him just as much

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How about a cozy afternoon ? 🌻🍊

Also I have been listening to a lot of hozier drawing this

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james who joined the death eaters for regulus that, when he gets captured by the order, breaks out into a wide grin when “prongs” accidentally slips out from sirius’ mouth because no one’s called him that in merlin knows how long

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