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Edmund Rockwell Enthusiast

@jonahs-arks

Edmund or Jonah || he/it/meso || 17 || I will gladly ramble to people about this game and answer questions about it || I play on ArkAsa [PvE Server] on XBOX One Series X for those wondering || creator of Rockwell's Offer AU || profile picture by my friend Noxx
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Hi, I'm Edmund but I also go by Jonah, this is my sideblog for strictly ARK content :]

Pronouns: he/it/meso/nightmare/unknown

🧪 What's the Point in this Blog?:

-the main jist of this blog is me "documenting" my playthrough of the survival game [and my special interest] ARK: Survival Ascended and, if I remember to, share images of my tames and stuff, too! I also do some art for this game [and my super cool AU] :]

-I will gladly answer any questions about this game; whether it be lore, what a creature is/how to tame it, and ect.

-I mainly mutate and tame creatures [to be honest, I play this game for the dinosaurs/mythological creatures/prehistoric animals and the lore, plus, too scared to actually beat the game lol-] so, like stated earlier, I'll [try to] post pictures of my sillies :]

💉 Where to Find Me In-Game?

You can find me on the ArkAsa server for ARK: Survival Ascended [PvE, of course]! I'm currently only on the Island, but I'll go to other maps in the future ^^

My tribe name is always Palaeo Pals, and it currently consists of just me right now [game name: Jonah Bologna || Xbox gamertag: FluffyFurry#6663]! ^^

🦖 Disclaimers and What-Not:

-there will be a lot of jokes about me killing baby dinos; this is a game, please do not take these jokes seriously

-I am severely deranged about the old man, so, caution is needed, soldiers

#jonah talks
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Homodeus Helena frantically pointing to a crispy Element riddled Earth insisting I go there and save it:

Me chilling on the weird temperature-controlled alien space bubble with dragons and shit:

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like what the hell is this Helena. what the hell is all that purple shit. what the hell is that red patch. where the hell are the oceans Helena???

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As much as i shit and will continue to shit on ARK, because it is an immensly flawed title (and maybe soon-to-be franchise [eugh]) that rightfully deserves criticism, the fact that it’s undeniably average writing is eons above anything Jurassic World has done, and will do, still holds.

And you don’t even need to look that far for evidence really,

ARK never had a draft scene where Diana’s reveal as a lesbian is her talking about how hot the male protagonist (i guess Santiago ?) is and how much she’d gladly fuck him.

#huh. that last bit.#sorry I'll never recover from it at this point. BTT what are we doing#and same wuth you Jurassic World what the fuck#with*
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(Warning for Genesis 2 Spoilers ahead)

Figured it might be neat to show this around! It’s the direct image seen of Rockwell’s transmission in the Genesis 2 cutscene, ripped from the game with UModel. It seems like a trace-over of the Animated Series Rockwell design, but much older with facial hair (but no mutton chops, which is odd).

Whether this is a direct redesign of TAS Rockwell’s design or proof that the design shown is a younger version of him, I do enjoy this design a lot! I hope it appears in TAS, as much as I’m not too interested in it due to certain designs and other personal reasons.

#please please PLEASE let us have this design in the show
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