Keeping up with the Justice League

Hal:...l think Bruce was right.

Barry: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say I told you so.

Clark: He's not that petty, he wouldn't say that.

Bruce: You're right, Clark, I would never say that.

Bruce: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Batman Told You So' on the back*

Barry: Victor, I know you snuck out to see Jinx last night.

Victor: If you tell Bruce or Diana, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.

Barry:...

Barry: Five bucks?

Victor: Fine.

Diana: Why is Oliver crying on the floor?

Barry: He's drunk.

Diana: And?

Hal: He saw a picture of Dinah and her husband.

Diana: But he's Dinah's husband.

Barry: I know.

Clark: Diana and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at her

Bruce: *Sighing* What did Diana do?

Clark: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Diana: Who wants a steering wheel?

supes brought his son for a visit to the satellite

Batman: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Superman, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Tiny Jon Kent, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Superman: Because he has little hands.

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Hal: This is such a bad idea.

Barry: Then why are you coming along?

Hal: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Cyborg: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Wonder woman, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Flash: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Green lantern: Alright, what's 56x14?

Flash: 48

Green lantern: That's not even close.

Flash: But it was fast.

Batman: While I’m gone, Clark, you’re in charge.

Superman: Of course!!

Batman, whispering: Diana, you’re actually the one in charge.

Wonder woman: Obviously.

Cyborg: Time for plan G.

Superman: Don’t you mean plan B?

Cyborg: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Flash: What about plan D?

Cyborg: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Wonder Woman: What about plan E?

Cyborg: I’m hoping we don't have to use it. Hal dies in plan E.

Batman: I like plan E.

Superman: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life

Flash: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Batman: Oh wow, there's my childhood innocence.

Cyborg: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Wonder woman: My moral code, is that you?

Superman:...

Superman: I was just gonna show you this cool toy Ma gave me as a kid but do you guys need a hug?

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