joe’s killer queen

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28, she/her, Joe Keery’s totally real life gf

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I am obsessed with Stranger Things, Outer Banks, Fargo, The Bear, Shameless, and anything featuring Joe Keery, Joseph Quinn, Dacre Montgomery, Drew Starkey, Jeremy Allen White, Pedro Pascal, or Kyle Gallner. I live for fictional drama. I’m a mom and I love writing about motherhood/parenthood so that features in a lot of my writing, but it’s always disclosed in warnings if that’s not your thing!

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an heir for an emperor - e.g. smut , part 2

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“Oh god, oh god, oh god…”

Eddie was panting in your ear, holding onto your hips where you straddled his leg, painfully hard cock gripped in your fist as you stroked him quickly in the back of his van. 

“Feels so good, huh, baby?” you practically purred in his ear, your hand working him faster, getting him even more worked up for you. He could already barely form a coherent sentence.

“Uh-“ he swallowed, his words turning into a whine. “Uh huh.”

“Good boy,” you praised him, pressing your soft lips to the tender spot on his neck that always made him weak in the knees. He shuddered, his breath coming in a shallow gasp. His ringed hand grasped onto your arm tightly.

“Please…please…”

“Please what, baby?” you cooed, but you could tell he didn’t even know the answer to that question.

He shook his head, quietly babbling utter nonsense. He was so cute like this. “You like when I stroke your cock for you?”

He nodded quickly. No doubt in that question. “Please…more-“

You sped up your hand, squeezing his cock with every other upstroke. His chest was heaving, eyes falling closed, reaching for you like you were his lifeline. He was falling apart fast.

“Look at you,” you said, taking the minute to take in the view yourself. “All fucked out like this with your cock in my hand, desperate for me to finish you. That’s what you want, huh, baby? For me to make you cum?”

“Fuck, yeah,” he whined, the clearest words you’d gotten from him yet. “G’na cum.”

“You’re close?” you asked, even though you could tell by the way he was pulsing in your hand, his thighs shaking, his hips canting up into your fist.

“S-so close,” he said, voice shaking. “Please, please don’t stop. Don’t fuckin’ stop, don’t ever stop, baby.”

You smiled to yourself at his rambling. You leaned down, stuck your tongue out and licked at his head as you continued pumping him in your fist. He let out a strangled cry, head thrown back.

“Gonna…gonna….”

You opened your mouth in perfect time to catch the cum that shot all over your face and hand as Eddie groaned, thrusting his hips up again and again as he came hard.

Eddie breathed deeply as you moved to sit next to him again. He reached over and took your hand, and you smiled at him.

“Guess we should get back to class.”

wildflower chapter ten

Eddie Munson x Henderson! female reader, Steve Harrington x reader

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Summary:

No more answers are had, and some news comes out.

Warnings:

Pregnancy, secret baby, kissing, conflicting feelings, angst

Word Count: 4.1k

A/N:

I’m so excited for the final joint chapter of Wildflower! Please be sure to let me know if you want to be on Eddie’s list, Steve’s, or both! I truly hope this doesn’t suck. Thank you @punkrockmlchael , @lesservillain , and @the-witty-pen-name for your help!! I love all of you!

i’m sorry i’m so behind on updating, i had a death in my family and mentally i’ve been kind of out of it but i’m hoping to be feeling better soon. i love y’all thanks for being patient 💕

can we all agree this song is so Wildflower?

“i don’t want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl that i won’t forget”

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