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if you hate her you will die and go to hell

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Me preparing a meal for my pet gamer

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We're going to have to make a crash landing on that dog

Idk if this was intended as a metaphor for American politics, but if the shoe fits, am I right?

I'm hoping the dog is Elon 🤞

This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

Baby Face is a minor recurring character or piece of visual iconography in some Mario subseries (Mario Paint/Artist, WarioWare and Super Mario Maker games) first introduced as a stamp in Mario Paint, and known for the bizarre sound it produces in that game's sound composer mode.

While Baby Face appears with a single smiling expression in the vast majority of cases, there are nine Miiverse stamps in Super Mario Maker that depict it with a variety of expressions. Here are all the stamps, extracted from the game's files.

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you think you're 'the most fuckable person at the grocery store' and those people aren't thinking about you at all. they're just getting groceries. nothing is about you

Don't listen to them baby. I'm sucking your cock in my mind. And your pussy

Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more

NO SUBSTITUTES!

how it feels to be stoned at a gas station

if you pick up seal's tail and drop it to the ground it goes Slamp

got an ad on ig that was just tidus’ face

something about the pig in barnyard just being named Pig while everyone else gets normal human names is hilarious to me