Hi!

Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

like the return of the r slur and horrible fatphobia and gay jokes and the misogyny oh my fucking god can we talk about the misogyny. we have culturally regressed to the eary 2010s but when you try to call people out they’re liek ohhh it’s just a joke 😂. i’m sorry but i don’t want to hear jokes about pedophilia or about rape or about racism that is not funny and it never will be. everything is ironic and if you get offended it’s cuz you’re a crazy femnazi who cares too much. because it’s apparently uncool to take anything serious or do anything with actual sincerity anymore

carcass acres

If you actually want to talk about the animal that's caused the most deaths in Australia (other than white ppl) I'd argue it was the introduction of sheep and cows (both through violence by settlers and the environmental and ecological impact ). but of course that doesn't count because it's a consequence of colonialism and not an animal acting out of the unique evil malice in its heart that all things native to Australia possess (don't interrogate that idea too much)

losing my mind at this

like. something not soooo fun was happening in brazil in the late 60s

I can't… Christ. I'm just going to say this: when you're a Brazilian kid learning about tropicália, when you first come into contact with the art, and you listen to the music and learn the history behind it all - all your world is grief and rage. The Brazilian art of that time are well disguised screams of agony, and when you live here and you know the history, you can feel it under your skin. The "fun" and "nonsensical" aspects were a shield against censorship, and they became so strongly related to the military repression and violence of the time that they're almost synonymous with grief for loved ones, lost to the dictatorship without closure. The art wasn't fun because artists' lives were, but because they couldn't survive it being anything else. That's what tropicália was; being forced to grieve with a smile on your face.

Fun time to be an artist in Brazil :)

a lot of scares get like a second of reaction before the "oh -_-" moment but dude legit spent a solid ten seconds ready to be killed by a dragon

Ok you might be wondering, haha it’s funny to be an Animorph, Vic, but why the squid? To which I would reply that this Animorphs cover in particular features, I shit you not, a plot where an Alien ship has trapped the heros aboard while it tries to get them to play games.

Ok you might be wondering, haha it’s funny to be an Animorph, Vic, but why the squid? To which I would reply that this Animorphs cover in particular features, I shit you not, a plot where an Alien ship has trapped the heros aboard while it tries to get them to play games.

Hey get out of there

noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

#interior crocodile alligator

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i've ever seen

ingredients: 1 grain of dust.

step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust

quite literally me when i am lying

transcript:

woman: why are the heard and mcdonald islands, which don't export to the united states, and are quite literally inhabited by penguins -- why do they face 10% tariffs? did you use AI to generate this?

man: [extremely nervous and suspicious laughter] ehehehe..... no.....

unironically in love this image. ‘big day for me’ they’re SO excited about getting to use their flashlight. shared joy is double joy

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a banger

VeryVeryVinny

Is this on fricking Spotify?????

I would listen to that

Ask and ye shall receive

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