I know Steve is really talented with his shield and is like an expert with it 

but just imagine him smacking it in his face 

or tripping over it

or waking up in the middle of the night and he shuffles off to the bathroom only to step on the edge of the shield and it smacks him in the shin and he curses loudly enough to wake up the other Howling Commandos who just sit up and start laughing at the way Steve is holding onto his leg and swearing 

Seriously, though, super-soldier or not, watching Steve learn to use his shield must’ve been A+ comedy!

Steve throws it at some HYDRA goons but misses them by a mile and it bounces off a wall and flies out through a window, and Steve is just standing there, whoops, while Bucky rolls his eyes, takes out the enemies with his rifle, and jogs back outside to fetch the shield.

Steve hasn’t learnt the ctrl+c to crouch move yet; he holds the shield in front of his face and a HYDRA sniper shoots him in the thigh. Bucky facepalms because Steve you idiot, the shield only protects the bits of you actually behind it. Eventually, Steve masters the art of hiding his entire body behind the shield, tortoise-style, by ducking and having Bucky chuck pebbles at whatever parts of him are sticking out - of course Bucky has a wicked good aim and an even more wicked sense of humour, and Steve ends up with some rather embarrassing bruises.

The Commandos are on a stealth mission to infiltrate a secret HYDRA base, except the shield slips, falls, and does that rolling-metal-lid-dropped-on-the-ground sound like clang!!-grooiinnng-rooiinng-ooiinnnng-rnnnng-rrnng-rrnng-rrnng until Steve puts his foot on it. Everyone stops and just stares at him.

Also, my personal headcanon is that Steve once bet the shield in a hand of poker and Bucky won it. So it’s actually been Bucky’s shield since October 1944, Steve’s just borrowing it.

So it’s actually been Bucky’s shield since October 1944, Steve’s just borrowing it.

Oh my god yes please

For anyone who hasn't seen them before, Hidden Search Operators are handy tricks you can use when you're either searching or filtering AO3.

summary: string is a generic way of explaining that you can search AO3 for a specific word that appears in a summary. You can do this from the search bar in the header, from the Any Field box at the top of the Advanced Search form, or from the Search Within Results box at the bottom of the filter menu.

Examples:

You need to put quotation marks around your search term if it is more than one word. The quotes make sure that the site searches for those two words together.

The other two operators listed work best in the Search Within Results box.

expected_number_of_chapters: 1 will return results where every fic has only 1 chapter currently posted.

You can use -expected_number_of_chapters: 1 if you want results where every fic has more than 1 chapter currently posted.

otp:true will return results where there is only 1 relationship tag on the fic. If you want results where there are 2+ relationship tags (and no fics with only 1 relationship tag) then you can use otp:false

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

counting plum to sleep

His name is Steve Rogers

Steve's choices / Bucky's lack thereof

Merry Christmas! Bucky & Steve!

You are home now!

Embrace the cringe.

Write weird fanfic.

Read weird fanfic.

Marvel 'tattoo style' stickers are in my shop now! :) https://deandraws.etsy.com

The “Unknown Model” (2016)

Ok, this one’s fun. You have this incredible 1970′s picture making the round on Tumblr of an unknown erotica model who happen to 1) look like Bucky and 2) have practically the same uniform. That’s some happy coincidence! This art, is a reinterpretation of this photo, with the real Bucky this time (and it’s in full color!)

(Photoshop CS6)

IW STEVE x TFA BUCKY

One Liner Prompt list #6

1- “Are you always this stupid, or are you just feeling festive?”

2- “One drunk assassin, armed with a bubble gun and a bag of marbles, is one drunk assassin, too many.”

3- “Aren’t fish meant to stay in the water?”

4- “Look, it’s not that I’m not grateful, but I’m pretty sure that 30 uncooked turkeys, might be a little extreme.”

5- “If you’re calling to ask me about what went down yesterday, you’re wasting your time.”

6- “Please stop yelling about vampire conspiracy theories at three in the morning, you’re starting to make our neighbours uncomfortable.”

7- “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I think eating my body weight in chocolate, after learning about the existence of demons, is a perfectly reasonable coping method.”

8- “Oh, we’re taking the murder route this time? Ok.”

9- “Please stop responding to every threat, with, ‘Oooh~ Kinky!’.”

10- “Stop trying to eat the guests!”

11- “Do you happen to have a crowbar? I need one because of reasons.”

12- “To be fair, I wasn’t the only one who thought that setting them on fire, was an appropriate response.”

13- “….Do I want to know why you thought bringing a shovel was necessary?”

I think 11 might be my favorite 😆

Always a good idea to have a crowbar handy~ 😏

Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain

Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.