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This is the personal blog for Autumn "Koi" Sims. Mostly a random stream of bs, foolishness, and things I don't want to lose track of. Please see the link above to see my Art Only Blog @koiponderingart. I promise it's much less of a chaotic shit show.

Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like "oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that"

Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don't even use them lmao why would with be different

Given how terrible most recipe websites are i can only imagine how bad spell websites would be

Having to navigate someone's entire life story of how they became a witch in order to get to the part where they actually talk about the gods-damned banishing ritual

the number of 'easy 3 step spell to fly' that at best do nothing, and have a good chance of doing something very bad to you is non zero

Three words "BuzzFeed Spell Hacks"

five minute witchcrafts

Can not emphasize enough that there are IRL articles about spells and witchcraft that read like that. It would not be that much of a stretch to go full recipe blogger.

  • Me in the dungeon, typing into Google: "How to cast a light spell"
  • Remembering that time I waded through "This is my family's super-secret can't-miss light spell! When my grandmother was a child in Lithuania, she had a pet pony named Brambles" only for the spell to call for six candles and a bottle of holy lighter fluid
  • Delete delete delete delete
  • Me in the dungeon, typing into Google: "reddit how to cast a light spell"
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I want to draw Orm in fish themed outfits, ended up with little surface journey

HAPPY 48TH BIRTHDAY TO THE ACADEMY AWARD WINNER CILLIAN MURPHY (MAY 25TH 1976) ST MAGAZINE: have you ever faked an orgasm? CILLIAN MURPHY: yes, i was young. you never think of men (doing it), but it's just as possible. ST MAGAZINE: did the person know? CILLIAN MURPHY: no. i'm an actor for god's sake.

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No. 7/28 - The most requested image to be scanned was seven. A surprise as this one was a rescue when I laid down the wrong base paints and had to do some creative correction. I hope you enjoy the better view.

Paint:@agallocolors

there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

STUMPY MY BELOVED!!!!

For added context on what rehabilitating the area means: there are structural issues with the Tidal Basin seawall that cause flooding like this independent of rainfall. Big portions of the sidewalk in Stumpy’s section are regularly submerged, which is bad for the land and the trees themselves, not to mention an accessibility issue for visitors.

It’s sad that Stumpy and many other trees in the area will need to be cut down, but it will ensure the continued survival of the other trees in the area, and Stumpy himself will live on in his cuttings!

I believe Stumpy will be taken to the national arboretum and his clones will return to the tidal basin after the rebuilding.

Someone left him a bottle of bourbon as an offering.

The Japanese Embassy came to pay him honor this week.

Stumpy and his cohort are part of the original gift from Japan more than 100 years ago, and many have lived this long bc the National Parks takes care of them. Normally the trees live about 40-50 years.

Oh fuck now I'm crying about a tree

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

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