When you have a fire TikTok you wanna send the homies but you have to wait until everyone in the group chat sees the half dozen you’ve already sent before sending more
Reblogged bongjoonheaux
ryu1964-deactivated20200806
MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?
Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay
MBMaBM Fan: What?
Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?
Reblogged dangerousturkey
rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
Reblogged phillip-bankss
imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
demonshauntingcomputers
my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..
blkreginageorge
Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.
Reblogged theillumithotti
“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist
“They’re written by a woman” “they’re written by a man” is just another way gen z has reinvented gender norms but make it cool and edgy and a little queer and hopefully no one will notice that they’ve reinvented gender norms and actually are misogynistic
Reblogged theillumithotti
Hell yeah brother
Reblogged rammadeus
I have never wanted anything more