do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

black with moderate white spotting, black with high white spotting

You're now the personification of Sound of Music in my head.

Are you shocked if I tell you I have never seen that movie (like many Austrians) and I despise the alps? 😂😂😂

look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

Hey everyone how's it going

dont be afraid to be a cunt ... its the only thing we have left ...

Ah it worked without attaching it as a song. FINALLY

cleon xvii if he had a tumblr