cant rven blame youmu for being like that. if yuyuko was teasing me and giggling into her fan in my general direction on a daily basis i fucking i dont even know

just got jumpscared at work today

daycare teacher

can we just take a moment and stare at this photo

been thinking abt nlm c!beeduo a lot

Who’s a good little fishy? You are!

Thank you @pinetreeparadoxx I do love the pitter patter of little feet!

me in the spring sun

me in th

me in the spring grass

Mouse MD

He needs mouse bites to live

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

I was a better person than all of you

THATS WHAT IT MEANT?

goodreads reviewers aren't human

metamorphosis

literally wasnt even going to post it bc it made me so infuriated but the joys of making fun of someone together online won over. check this out. from the #1 RATED GOODREADS REVIEWER

there are no words.

This is her favs list on goodreads btw

Metamorphosis would be better if it was about a witch finding her neighbours missing cat in a small village in the alps.

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

i just found 12 bricks

Happy ten years to this post

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

was??

me after bottom surgery

WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS