Ever since I was a little child I always knew I wanted my content removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines

also been thinking a lot about dahlia lately

I understand why people think Manfred would be bigoted but honestly I think it would be significantly funnier if he just. Wasn’t. Someone calls him homophobic in court and he’s immediately like “I?? The great prosecutor Von Karma, blinded by the biases of lesser men? I fight only for justice and the holy fire of retribution, how dare you insinuate that I am beholden to the fallacies of the wretched” and everyone immediately tunes out his self-aggrandizement bc they’re just flabbergasted by von karma supporting gay rights

Adding to this that Von karma gets super pressed whenever someone misgenders anyone in the courtroom because he sees it as a cheap tactic. Some defense attorney purposefully misgenders a witness during a cross-examination to rattle them and Von karma loses his shit

“Pathetic tactics for PATHETIC attorneys. What happened to the days of commanding the witnesses through the fear of your gaze— have you no shame? Are you so daft and sniveling and inexperienced that you don’t know how to manipulate the evidence to serve you? Are you weak enough that you resort to such base methods? You can’t even intimidate the witness into doing what you want without such vile trickery? You are like a roach beneath my heel, unworthy of even being crushed. Coward.”

It’s such a powerful and resonant statement that no one notices that von karma admitted to like seven crimes in the span of thirty seconds

how are all of you funnier than me

Adding these tags also bc this has me in stitches

When you don’t want to share with your brother.

Bullying Apollo is a daily occurence in the agency

the evolution of the ace attorney weirdgirl based off this post

Shelly de Killer is a character in Ace Attorney. And the DeKillers are an assassin family. So there's a chance a Jeff de Killer exists in the Ace Attorney universe, and in this essay i will

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

edgeworth, losing a trial for the first time:

leave it to franziska to call the only straight person in this game series a fruitcake

times are a-changin and wright and co law offices

Day 11: Throwback

these two spend so much time running around investigating in the dead of winter that i'm afraid they'll both get colds

*thinks about this case really hard*

Day 7 - Plants

for this one we have mia watering her lovely plant charley !! :D