Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman
Steller’s Jay (Cyanocitta stelleri), family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, Portland, OR, USA
photograph by John Hamil
dead dove do not eat in practice
<3 THE WISE WORDS OF A WISE LESBIAN RHINO-THEMED SUPERLADY <3
Kid Juggernaut: Lesbian of the bar, what is thy wisdom?
Rhinoceress: Big bodies are hot as fuck, screw anyone who disagree
"I SHALL HEED YOUR WISE WORDS"
just got my stickers from @lostinthewoodsomewhere that sam ordered for my birthday. I LOVE THEM 😭😭✨💜💜
i'm madly in love with you
Get real
Do u still want me
despite being discouraged recently by social media, i am going to create and create and create to the near point of being sick of it. i will create because i love doing it and love being able to say “i made that”. i’ll create as my hands grow tired and my mind jumps into overdrive. and then i’ll do it again tomorrow.
christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus
unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke
one week knowing the character VS 7 months being possessed by The Character thoughts (# 1 character fan)
i understand there are some people out there who like their furries to be like. somewhat realistic and following rules of nature or whatever but when i see someone getting their dick in a twist for giving a lizard tits or giving a beast the wrong kind of junk or very often being shitty about a trans persons choice of expression via the fursona, i sit there like. yknow these animals also usually dont walk on two legs and speak coherent earthly languages or give footjobs but here we are. so maybe play in the space and shutup about my busty shark with 2 cocks and my bunny with paw beans (and 2 cocks)
One of the first lectures I gave was on how fish move, and I was sort of amazed to get called back just two days later to sort of look over some of the things that they had dummied up based on my lecture. And this fella was showing me how the fish moved and everything. I said "They can't move their pectoral fins like that, that won't look right. A fish can't just sort of do that." He said "Y'know, Adam... fish don't talk."
-- Dr. Adam Summer, PhD, professor of physiology, on his time consulting for the film Finding Nemo (2003) [source]
