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Lilkitten11

@lilkitten11 / lilkitten11.tumblr.com

Hey! I'm Ashley, they/them, and I'm here to keep in touch with a few friends from Imgflip.

New Introduction:

Hi, I'm Ashley!

They/them, silly genderfluid bean who likes girls, enbies, and sometimes boys but thinks sex is gross

Born and raised Canadian which explains how much I apologize

Gay af

MINOR

i actually dont know what else to put

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ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

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kurapikawithagun

@namelesstunnelgrub​ i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking

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kurapikawithagun

CUCKFIELD REAL?

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kurapikawithagun

NO FUCKING WAY

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

soo i talked to mom bc i haven't been to therapy in a while

and guess i get a new therapist

starting over lol

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Anonymous asked:

Can we please just have one Australian election that doesn't end up revolving around cum? 😭

Okay so for international followers who aren’t aware, election season in Australia is basically the biggest comedy event of the decade. Australian culture does NOT tolerate people who try to big up themselves or rock the boat, so a bunch of billionaires and politicians suddenly appearing everywhere claiming how great they are is basically painting a giant target on their backs to be mocked, tarred and feathered.

This is so much the case that the Australian national broadcaster The ABC used to even have a whole running series during elections where they would send out fake journalists to mock politicians and crash their events to spread chaos which was one of the highest rating shows on TV.

Pranks included trying to replace the microphones at press packs with baguettes and seeing how long it takes the politicians to realise, a kid cracking an egg on a neo-nazi’s head, and a comedian chasing the Prime Minister down the street with a chainsaw.

Obviously politicians didn’t like this so eventually the show was pulled from TV, but that just left a giant hole for the internet to fill where a bunch of pranksters untethered by TV standards now turn up to all political events trying to clown on the politicians.

At the last election, the national clowning included a remix of the Prime Minister’s debate into a song called “coal makes me cum” which cut up the Prime Minister’s words to make it sound like he jerks off to fossil fuels (the guy one famously brought a lump of coal into parliament to show off how much he loves it, so it was deserved).

This song ended up getting over a million streams and hit number one in the charts during the election. Not only that it even got enough write in votes for the Hottest 100 (our national yearly song poll that’s a huge event in Australia) that it ended up ranking despite not being in the official voting list and as a result the national broadcaster had to play it on air.

The song made a laughing stock out of Scott Morrison, the Prime Minister at the time, and he and his government were absolutely annihilated on election day.

As for the second one, we inadvertently informed a bunch of people about the next election announcement yesterday when we joked about it on a poll about cum (see previous reblog). Apologies if this is how any of you are now learning about the election.

you guys will never guess what our entry to Eurovision this year is about

Why are we like this

In fairness they should never have let us into Eurovision

In fairness they should

never have let us into

Eurovision

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

*salutes*

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Does anyone have a very very specific gender for some reason

I'm stargender, but the star looks like a star with rounded edges the perfect yellow and gold color and is tilted slightly

It's not the exact one, maybe a lil darker but it feels like this

my gender is floating all around me and i can reach out and feel it but not grab it or hold it i can not contain it or control it or see it

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which fucking deity do I have suck off to make it so l can have a girlfriend that's not more than like 5 hours away this is such bullshit

Hai ❤️❤️

We’re in the same time zone at least, is it reasonable to put myself out there?

I think that's perfectly reasonable :3

I love lesbians on tumblr bc they'll be like "I need a gf" and one woman will magically appear and grant them their wish. Hope yours doesn't do what mine did LMAO

i would try this but

1: my parents would kill me if they found out

2: i like (redacted) too much to date rn- still hoping that they'll like me back

3: almost everyone on tumblr is horny af

Idk, I hide my gf from my parents and my tumblr gf wasn't very horny. She was an opioid addict tho.

mostly #2 though

Simp 🫵😂

Anyways, be direct with [redacted], that's my advice. Like seriously, just them knowing u find them attractive and getting a feel abt how they think of you helps a lot.

I know they're queer at least so that's a start

I'll try

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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spacexualkids

:)

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ladyofthegeneral

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

Muscle memory fighting so hard not to like and Reblog and ONLY REBLOG OMG

Mood. I usually Like and Reblog, but not this time

Just reblogging

must reblog only its so annoying nto liking but ill do it

Also, remember cupio and sex/romance positive aroaces.

well yea no durr, i love everyone on the spect :3

no- I- I meant it like generally.

Like I’ve been told I’m allo so many times and it’s like

I do not feel attraction, I do not feel this pull to roll and float towards people. If I like someone I’m “walking” towards them, under my own will.

Still angry that y'all don’t speak spanish so I just can’t say potestad 24/7. It’s one of my favorite words. It means both power and will.

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New tag game! I'll start:

I am Pluto. Lord of the lord. Bringer of the lord. Fear me for I am not in the same place.

and anyone else I didn't mention who wants to join in

note: you don't have to use your real name. I just used my user, and you can too lol

I am Natasha lady of my house. Bringer of my family. Fear me, for I will be cancelled.

?????????

I am James Bucky Barnes. Lord of all.

Bringer of the Opera. Fear me for I don't know.

I am Serena. Lady of the Lake. Bringer of the Sea. Fear me for I will be there for you.

I am Anna. Lady of Archery. Bringer of Light. Fear Me for I am a sweetheart who will hunt you if you hurt my friends

I am Dani. Lady of dumbassery. The REAL harbinger of chaos(sorry Wanda). Fear me for I will yap way too much about Arcane and Marvel to you.

I am Jay. Lord of the tism. Bringer of the beast. Fear me for I will never forgive you for taking my food

I am Ashley. Lady of the shelves. Bringer of the mods. Fear me for I am going to drink enough.

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Apparently there is a suspiciously vagina looking scar under my balls. I've heard stories of intersex tgirls with atrophied uteruses inside that start developing when they get HRT

PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WANT MY GF TO GET ME PREGNANT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-

i wish you luck <3

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which fucking deity do I have suck off to make it so l can have a girlfriend that's not more than like 5 hours away this is such bullshit

Hai ❤️❤️

We’re in the same time zone at least, is it reasonable to put myself out there?

I think that's perfectly reasonable :3

I love lesbians on tumblr bc they'll be like "I need a gf" and one woman will magically appear and grant them their wish. Hope yours doesn't do what mine did LMAO

i would try this but

1: my parents would kill me if they found out

2: i like (redacted) too much to date rn- still hoping that they'll like me back

3: almost everyone on tumblr is horny af

Idk, I hide my gf from my parents and my tumblr gf wasn't very horny. She was an opioid addict tho.

mostly #2 though

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Can genderfluid people also feel xenogenders??

Like sometimes I feel like a girl or sometimes a boy or both but also sometimes I feel like my gender is very star-like or at least alien-like

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which fucking deity do I have suck off to make it so l can have a girlfriend that's not more than like 5 hours away this is such bullshit

Hai ❤️❤️

We’re in the same time zone at least, is it reasonable to put myself out there?

I think that's perfectly reasonable :3

I love lesbians on tumblr bc they'll be like "I need a gf" and one woman will magically appear and grant them their wish. Hope yours doesn't do what mine did LMAO

i would try this but

1: my parents would kill me if they found out

2: i like (redacted) too much to date rn- still hoping that they'll like me back

3: almost everyone on tumblr is horny af

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