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I'm tired of doing this one-man shitshow. Ask me questions you cowards.
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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive
while you were busy arguing about phrenology on Twitter, lamenting your weak jawline and making fun of dudes who don’t go to the gym, beautiful fat polyamorous men with nerdy personalities were busy snatching up the baddest bitches in your town. c’est la vie.
There's a tiktok trend called "hear me out cakes" where you print out pictures of characters and actors that you basically have to justify wanting to fuck before taping it on a tooth pick and put it on a cake.
Most of the men who do this challenge will pick the fish from Shark Tales, Nala from Lion King (this was the one he actually had to fight for his life over), Shego and actors slightly older than 30 there was one guy who had Korra was his hear me out.
Meanwhile the girls are fucking xenomorphs, mathematical equations, the concept of Vine, Bananas in Pajamas and the Peanut M&M. One girl sprayed another girl with a water bottle because she put Bowser on cake and he was too basic.
If the trend has taught me anything is that girls will fuck literally anything as long as it has a charming personality and a sardonic smile. If you can't convince a girl to fuck you when she's got a centaur from fallout on her smash cake it has nothing to do with not having a jawline or a six pack it's because you're an insufferable human being.
I was going to post a picture of what a centaur in Fallout looks like for people unaware of the games, but uh, I'm literally afraid of people's reactions. Just...google it okay. It's not a centaur like you may be picturing in mythology and I need you to know that.
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I saw a post about an animated rtc movie where the artstyle changes for each song and immediately had to talk about this concept:
. Sabm is obviously a comic book style, either stop motion like flipping through pages or something like spider verse
. Wtwn is almost photorealistic animation with some extra elements (think like Mitchels vs the machines)
. Noel’s lament in a black and white noir style
. Sugarcloud could start in black and white but then become super colorful, in a very cartoony almost old Disney sort of style
. For the rest of them I’m not sure, but this is a really cool concept so if you have any ideas I’d love to hear them
The ballad of Jane Doe should either be Tim Burton Esque stop motion or just a very spooky goth style like Junji Ito
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I've been wondering- why is Noel in the choir?
Ocean is Ocean, Constance is her best friend, she probably roped Ricky into it, and Mischa is there as punishment so it's safe to assume that Penny's also there for community service after the events of Legoland.
Noel doesn't have anyone forcing him to be there, and he doesn't seem to like it much, so whats his deal
Please comment with wrong answers only
I think he likes it, he just doesn't like Ocean. He likes to perform. Also in Tragic Fact, it's implied that there's not really much else to do.
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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
Dei hire
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trans women: ugh i'm so tired of being seen as a disgusting worthless sex object
50% of people: aww don't worry i see you as a desireable sex object <3
other 50% of people: i just combed through your social media account and found out you have expressed sexuality several times before, even as recently as just last week. if you're not gonna be perfectly chaste and completely repress this emotion that most people have then you can't expect people not to see you as a sex object. you basically are one anyways