Lars

I was compelled by some sort of curse maybe to do nothing but make this for the past day and a half.

@reliqvia tagging op because it wouldn't let me put videos in the reblog

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> sees complaints that a female character looks "too masculine" or "like an ugly lesbian"

> ask if we got an actual butch character or if shes just a normal looking woman that isnt wearing make up and a dress

> person is visibly confused, i start explaining the difference between actual butch presentation and dress and a woman simply dressing comfortably to avoid indecent exposure

> person laughs and says "she straight up looks like a guy, i can barely tell her apart from the actual men"

> google the character

> shes just a normal looking woman that isnt wearing make up and a dress

> sees complaints that a female character looks "too masculine" or "like an ugly lesbian"

> ask if we got an actual butch character or if shes just a black woman

> person is visibly confused, i start explaining the difference between actual butch presentation and dress and how black women are held to white standards of femininity and are often accused of looking like/being men because of white people applying these standards to them

> person laughs and says "she straight up looks like a guy, i can barely tell her apart from the actual men. why are you bringing race into this?"

> google the character

> shes just a black woman

Trump is all like "Australians sell their beef to us, but they won't buy any of ours 😡"

Which.... yeah? Of course???? Why would we import external beef from so far away when we produce more than enough to meet our own needs??

Not to mention that USA still has mad cow disease, but Australia doesn't -- AND America has increasingly lax commercial-level health and safety standards, meaning the risk of pathogens like MCD/BSE spreading through the US are significantly increased, and we don't have it here in Australia, so of course we don't want to import beef from a country that could conceivably spread the disease to us???

But even aside from that. There are not that many Australians. But there are a lot of Americans. AND Australians eat an average of 23.4 kilos of beef per year but we produce 2.2 million tonnes. We produce WAY more beef than our population eats. So of course we don't import much????? And of COURSE it's not from America, which is both significantly further away than our current importers (primarily New Zealand and Japan), AND which has significantly lower health and safety regulations than we do????

Meanwhile, Americans average aprox 37 kilos of beef per person per year, but produces around 12.4 million tonnes. USAs population is 12 times larger than ours but only produces 5 times more beef than we do, AND consumes more per capita than we do. Of course USA imports large quantities of beef. Because their domestic production doesn't meet their domestic demand. Meanwhile Australia's production vastly outweighs our domestic demand, so of course we don't import American beef?????

Thats...... that's how imports and exports are supposed to work???? You export excess of what you have to someone who has less of it, and in turn, they export to you the produce/products that YOU don't have. This is fucking basic??????????

"Waahhh, Australia won't import American beef 😭😡" yeah???? Of course we don't????????

PLUS!!!!! Overall, Australia imports 34 billion dollars worth of stuff from America per year. Meanwhile America only imports $16 billion from us.

Putting tariffs on a country that imports more from you than they export to you is uhhhhhhhhh, FUCKIN' STUPID. If america tariff everything we send to them it's on all of $16b worth of stuff. If we tariff everything of theirs then we'll be slapping taxes on more than double what they can tax us.

Trump is such a fucking moron.

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Wireless eating

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

"i'm not touching anything right now" small talk on the international space station

Ahhh, there’s the obvious conclusion.

If we can de-extinct* species, surely there’s no point in worrying about endangered species anymore! We can bring them back anytime!

*depending on your definition of de-extinction.

And considering one of the heads chose to go on Joe Rogan's show i wouldn't be at all surprised if they're encouraging this

Oh for the love of GOD

THE DIRE WOLF THING DID NOT “BRING BACK” DIRE WOLVES

IT JUST MADE REGULAR WOLVES WHITE AND BIGGER

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ALTERING AN ANIMAL’s DNA AND FULLY RECREATING IT

and even if we COULD do that

WOULD IT NOT BE CHEAPER AND FASTER AND EASIER AND BETTER FOR LITRALLY EVERYTHING IF WE JUST DIDN’T LET THEM DIE IN THE FIRST PLACE

i’M GOING TO SCREAM

my grandmas dawg

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

im getting sick of this.

I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi

this is really fucking funny to me idk why

this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings

Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.

you guys are killin me here

I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.

But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand

The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it

HOLY SHIT

seeing a trans flag somewhere you werent expecting to see a trans flag>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

i just got insider access to the biggest spider in san frico

As a former Californian I want to let you know that people actually hate it when you call it san frico, you should say 'frisco instead, they really love that C:

i'm not talking about san fransisco im talking about a different city called san frico that lives underneath the bay in a large network of tunnels and caves

let's fly through the stars together

I always thought cockatiels resembled little clown babies with their rosy cheeks. ❤️ So Imma just roll with it for this months sticker design.

I’m trying to think of an aegosexual equivalent of this to add: like rock climbing sounds fun until I remember I don’t like heights, get dizzy easily and don’t have good proprioception.

So rock climbing sounds fun in theory, but I don’t want to do it myself