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Deity of Angst

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*hands to face in shock I haven't seen this yet*

What if the guys are mechanics and reader is the Snap On guy!?

You know how much money mechanics owe Snap On? And they would love to see you show up with new toys and a fun chat and damn why won't you just accept their coffee date offer?

Oh, it's because their balance is so high you don't know how they can afford coffee? Okay. Alright. Fair.

Anonymous asked:

COOKED. BAKED. BARBECUED 🙏 thank you☆

Thank you! I enjoy writing shorter fun blurbs amidst my giant ass stories.
Anon I have been looking for an excuse to write about this smarmy asshole for a while. Excuse me while I run with your compliment 😅😘

Phillip Graves loved heading home after jobs. The shift from dry air recirculating air of the plane to the moisturizing soup that passed for oxygen in the south east of Texas was the first sign he could relax.

The second sign often was his sister's incessant calls to his phone as she circled the airport waiting for him. Lillian hated waiting for her little brother. She complained he took an excessive amount of time to escape the airport despite him never checking a bag and having the skills and leg length to stride past hordes of others attempt to escape the liminal hell that is the airport.

If ever you meet a powerful man and want to be reminded he is no more than a man, you should see him with his family. They do not care if their brother can topple governments. He is just a person who flinches when his sister points a wooden spoon at him too aggressively. He can't forget the times it connected before.

The third sign that Phil had arrived home was the smell of BBQ drifting into his nose. The owner of the food truck had found a perfect spot to set up three times a week; the parking lot of a local gym. Stupidly smart businessmen.

Phil could hold himself back from many things. Fall off the bone ribs after a hearty work out could never be one of those things.

He has noticed you inside the gym. Of course he did, it was his job to notice. You were strongly built, a feast for his eyes.

Phil had learned dainty was never going to pull him in quite like the ability for a woman to lay him out if he mouthed off. Or tie him down and edge him to hell, whatever her prerogative happened to be. Mmm his last girlfriend hadn't been interested in strapping him to the bed and fucking him within and inch of his life. Yeah, that's what he needed on this leave—days without leaving the bedroom and a woman who would fuck him like she hated him.

My few times in Texas have served me well and I am taking it as a fucking win.

Anonymous asked:

COOKED. BAKED. BARBECUED 🙏 thank you☆

Thank you! I enjoy writing shorter fun blurbs amidst my giant ass stories.
Anon I have been looking for an excuse to write about this smarmy asshole for a while. Excuse me while I run with your compliment 😅😘

Phillip Graves loved heading home after jobs. The shift from dry air recirculating air of the plane to the moisturizing soup that passed for oxygen in the south east of Texas was the first sign he could relax.

The second sign often was his sister's incessant calls to his phone as she circled the airport waiting for him. Lillian hated waiting for her little brother. She complained he took an excessive amount of time to escape the airport despite him never checking a bag and having the skills and leg length to stride past hordes of others attempt to escape the liminal hell that is the airport.

If ever you meet a powerful man and want to be reminded he is no more than a man, you should see him with his family. They do not care if their brother can topple governments. He is just a person who flinches when his sister points a wooden spoon at him too aggressively. He can't forget the times it connected before.

The third sign that Phil had arrived home was the smell of BBQ drifting into his nose. The owner of the food truck had found a perfect spot to set up three times a week; the parking lot of a local gym. Stupidly smart businessmen.

Phil could hold himself back from many things. Fall off the bone ribs after a hearty work out could never be one of those things.

He has noticed you inside the gym. Of course he did, it was his job to notice. You were strongly built, a feast for his eyes.

Phil had learned dainty was never going to pull him in quite like the ability for a woman to lay him out if he mouthed off. Or tie him down and edge him to hell, whatever her prerogative happened to be. Mmm his last girlfriend hadn't been interested in strapping him to the bed and fucking him within and inch of his life. Yeah, that's what he needed on this leave—days without leaving the bedroom and a woman who would fuck him like she hated him.

Anonymous asked:

Pretty please can you do a ghost version of the gym au? I’ve never laughed so hard reading something before!! Or one where they all end up at the gym and realize that they all know you

I have a different ask that I will go with a poly direction on. So anon, here is how meeting Simon goes 😘

Simon didn’t go to this gym. He was thinking about using it, but it wasn’t his current gym. Leave sucked. He didn’t have fun things or family to fill his time. Only doing physio. His sergeants had cajoled him into trying when he complained that he had to wait for weights at the gym closer to him that had machines and treadmills and stairs and the like.

The space had been designed with lifters in mind. Benches dotted the space, they had more than a single bar, and rack and racks of different types of weights. Simon wouldn’t admit it in front of Johnny and Kyle but he might come back. His eyes flitted over everyone. The space had variety. From muscle mommies to college gym rats to retired folks trying to lift away the reaper the space had room for everyone.

Sounds traveled in the open room. Not really a problem since everyone used headphones or used voices only loud enough to carry over the clicks and thumps of weights. Except nearing on twenty minutes ago now there had been an argument in the corner.

You and a man who had tried to intimidate you with the muscle mass he had amassed drew eyes. Whatever cutting words you used had stung. He left. You returned to your workout; lifts more aggressive than before.

Now, Simon didn’t mean to interact with you. He never really means to interact with women he isn’t paying but it happens.

Having finished his reps Simon set his weight down. The cleaning solution and towels lived in a central location on, what he assumed, was a structure supporting pole in the middle of the space. Standing, he heads for it.

Anonymous asked:

You're cooking with that gym one.. keep going

Here is my submission for you anon.

John rubbed tiredly at his face. His feet pressed in turn to the rotating belt of the treadmill. He did not want to be here.

Base doc told him he wouldn't be getting clearance to go back on jobs until he got is cholesterol down. He, wisely, did not question how his cholesterol could be high when the only things he consumed were cigars, toast, and coffee.

Having tried the base gym a few times he found it...full of distractions.

If he could be found on base he had everyone, including the devil, showing up at his side. If it wasn't questions, it was paperwork. He fucking hated paperwork.

Gym etiquette said to, when possible, leave a machine open between you and the next person over on treadmills. You had already been on a machine when he arrived. John walked with no music. Oppositely you jived and mouthed along with whatever you were listening to. He appreciated that you didn't sing as you walked. Soap's of kilter voice drifting from the showers was more than enough.

John lifted a brow at the young man who stepped onto the machine between you and him. The man didn't spare him a glance. John shrugged. He maintained his pace, eyes fixed on the news. Damn he should start bringing his glasses. Those subtitles were stretching his limits of vision.

"Come on, just talk to me already!"

The man beside him shouted. John turned in time to see the man hit the off button and step off the treadmill. Glancing at you he his concern rises. Tight jaw, nose flaring wide as you suck in breaths, and white knuckles gripping the arms of the machine tell him a lot.

When the man appears before your treadmill John is already reaching for his off button. He's a bastard. His ex-wives agreed on that, but this was unacceptable behavior.

You surprise both men when you rip your headphones off.

"I know you don't listen to your mother either, but let's see if your kindergarten teacher was right about you being a good student." A look of disgust adds sting to the words you whip at the man. "If a woman is ignoring you, she's busy. When a woman gives you a closed mouth smile after you attempt to flirt she is uncomfortable but won't say so because she doesn't want to be raped or murdered in the next alley over. Now unless you have something of value to provide to society as a whole, you will get out my face."

All that said without you missing a step.

Kyle and Johnny noticed you as you rolled the bar into place for hip thrusts. They were working on arms today. Sometimes their gym time with you would overlap. The three of you were on the smiling and nodding level.

When they could the couple left their apartment and used a local gym as opposed to the one on base. This one had better amenities and less lunk-heads trying to one up them because they were SAS. The being gay didn't help the matters.

Today they were in for a treat.

A man stepped up behind you mid-set. You paid him no mind.

Johnny and Kyle clocked it. They were done with their set and both sipping on their respective drinks. Eye contact confirmed the other had seen and were ready to intervene.

"Why are you practicing with so much weight?"

Without breaking your concentration you reply, bodying the man.

"I use this much weight so when your girlfriend rides my strap she knows what a real man can do."

Kyle did an Oscar worthy spit-take. Johnny, by contrast, choked on his drink. Kyle slapped his boyfriend on the back a few times.

The man who you had insulted so effortlessly sputtered and walked away when you didn't pause after your set of five like you normally would.

When Johnny could breathe again he and Kyle scooted closer. Silently counting the plates his eyes shot up and up and up.

"Damn. Do you need a friend?" Kyle made eye contact with you in the mirror as you rest the weights on the mat.

"Or some boyfriends who ride strap?" Johnny piped up.

Kyle slapped his shoulder, glaring.

You sputtered a laugh.

"How about a coffee date and we can see where things go from there?" You smile up at them.

"Hell yeah," Johnny grins down you.

"Free after this?" Kyle smirks.

After a glance up and down them in the mirror you agree.

Making two new gym friends is always a treat.

Gym Adventures:

This Bunny Bites | Part 14

Your piercings rattled around his brain like nails in a can bumping down a hill. While disassembling and cleaning his weapons, he thought. Watching his tea steep, he wondered. Two in each ear he could see. He had messed with your hair the morning before meeting for the first time, so piercings higher on your ear can’t be something he missed. He had not seen a flash or a sparkle at your navel the day you had kicked them out of the club, or when you had given him a dance.

Price surprised everyone by announcing you would be coming over today to work on some basic self-defense skills. He leaned forward on his hands, using a chair as his balancing point.

Ghost looks up from where he had been zoning out on the couch. Johnny stills next to him. His sketchbook leaned against a propped-up knee. The lines looked like nonsense to Ghost.

“Dutson was handsy but he didn’t seem violent.”

Gaz lets a sigh out through his nose, he stands with his arms crossed near Price.

“Turns out the man had good lawyers and at least one judge in his pocket. We found several reports of domestic abuse and some assault and battery charges buried under crazy amounts of red tape."

Price speaks up again, “I had to pull rank twice and had to verify my highest security clearance to have access to the redacted records.”

“We can’t put Bunny in danger like that,” Johnny’s words were sharp, unbending.

HEY TRANSIT

Remember when I said I wasn't exactly carving into the stone walls needing the next chapter like an addict?

I WAS WRONG

PLEASE

I NEED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS

I NEED TO WATCH THEM FAIL WITH MY OWN EYES

I WANNA SEE JOHNNY GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED BY A STATIONARY POLE SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROOM

Love you, thank you for the soup

🫣😉 Bunny had a lot to say and hopefully isn't done yet.

This Bunny Bites | Part 14

Your piercings rattled around his brain like nails in a can bumping down a hill. While disassembling and cleaning his weapons, he thought. Watching his tea steep, he wondered. Two in each ear he could see. He had messed with your hair the morning before meeting for the first time, so piercings higher on your ear can’t be something he missed. He had not seen a flash or a sparkle at your navel the day you had kicked them out of the club, or when you had given him a dance.

Price surprised everyone by announcing you would be coming over today to work on some basic self-defense skills. He leaned forward on his hands, using a chair as his balancing point.

Ghost looks up from where he had been zoning out on the couch. Johnny stills next to him. His sketchbook leaned against a propped-up knee. The lines looked like nonsense to Ghost.

“Dutson was handsy but he didn’t seem violent.”

Gaz lets a sigh out through his nose, he stands with his arms crossed near Price.

“Turns out the man had good lawyers and at least one judge in his pocket. We found several reports of domestic abuse and some assault and battery charges buried under crazy amounts of red tape."

Price speaks up again, “I had to pull rank twice and had to verify my highest security clearance to have access to the redacted records.”

“We can’t put Bunny in danger like that,” Johnny’s words were sharp, unbending.

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girlie ive been binging your poly kortac fic and honestly I GAGGED it's genuinely refreshing seeing a mean reader so real and well characterized I look forward to reading the rest <3

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I'm hoping the gagging is a good thing 😅😅

Hell's reader is so sick and tired of all the shit from men (derogatory) and knows that this job will support her being mean to them. Why not take advantage if they like it?

I'm too impatient to wait for a Saturday to post incase my comic updates like I normally do so-

141 hanging charm designs <3<3

Zoom ins below the cut for some reason

Gimme your opinions on them please

Posting this again because it went missing???

König add on just for the sake of it

I blame you @cutiecusp jk ily

Same as before, if you have critique i’d love to hear it

SCREAMING IN A COSTCO RIGHT NOW

PFFFFT WHY??? ARE YOU OKAY???

BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!?!?

Hell's Spawn | General Fuck Up

CW: Blood, death, brains?

König, Krueger, and Nikto had been snarling at each other for weeks. Horangi did his best to watch with a snack in hand.

It didn’t start causing problems, well any more problems than they already had. It made them worse though.

Only when a target the team had been evacuating had been killed did it rise to someone’s attention. All because Nikto has spectacular timing at pissing off his companions.

I'm too impatient to wait for a Saturday to post incase my comic updates like I normally do so-

141 hanging charm designs <3<3

Zoom ins below the cut for some reason

Gimme your opinions on them please

Posting this again because it went missing???

König add on just for the sake of it

I blame you @cutiecusp jk ily

Same as before, if you have critique i’d love to hear it

SCREAMING IN A COSTCO RIGHT NOW

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