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@mainmandarin / mainmandarin.tumblr.com

I write sometimes and I'm a cartoon all of the time. Come, sit a spell, and tell me all about how cool you think I am! _____________________________________ Places I'm More Active: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/duino/ https://twitter.com/MainMandarin
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I asked my girlfriend what she considers a Round pokemon to be and she sent me this.

Ossimoro

FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!

I love that most people once they realized what was happening just went full Berserk mode without a care

also the man dropping his walking cane to have an anime like elder master reveal

This wonderful human is bringing so much joy into the world. He’s reminding people they’re allowed to play. That they can be silly in public. That fun can come in unexpected places and at unexpected times. I wish I knew who he was. I’d donate so he could buy more pillows and bring more fun into the world - once it’s safe enough to.

Update from the man himself

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The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

VITAL context: the original tomb raider game used a 3rd person camera from behind the player character, so this model of lara was intended to be seen from the back:

they conserved polygons in the front so they could precisely sculpt the ass.

God bless our troops

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

you there. the person who claims to be a hater for fun. are you actually having fun or are you recurrently making yourself miserable looking at things you dont like

Molting male cardinals are so funny looking and whenever it's time for them to molt birding groups are flooded with concerned posts like is there something wrong with this bird? And it's like no he's fine he's just bald right now

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