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Sexy Molasses

@makango / makango.tumblr.com

I dunno u should probly leave now before it's too late. if youre here for dangan ronpa follow my sideblog kokicho (idk how to link sideblogs on mobile ;-;)

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

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hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

Since the first week of the war, we were forced to leave our homes and Gaza City, seeking refuge in the south. Since that day, we have been dreaming of the day we can return to our city and neighborhood. Although we lost our homes and everything we owned, we still dream of going back.

According to the terms of the ceasefire agreement, we can return to Gaza City within two weeks. Unfortunately, we do not have the money to cover the cost of returning.

The transportation needed to move us and our belongings will cost approximately $1,000, an amount we do not have.

Will this amount stand as a barrier to fulfilling our dream of returning to the rubble of our homes?

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