your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

Israel has killed more than 400 Palestinians in the past few hours, after Donald Trump personally gave it the green light to restart the genocide in Gaza.

Before this, Israel violated the ceasefire hundreds of times. Now it tore it up, with support from its US imperial sponsor.

You can never, ever trust an agreement signed or brokered by the US government and its Israeli imperial outpost. The US signed the Iran nuclear deal (JCPOA), then tore it up. The US brokered the "ceasefire" in Gaza, which Israel violated hundreds of times, and then tore it up.

Via Ben Norton

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noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

#interior crocodile alligator

he’s in the house like carpet

*stereotypical epic movie trailer guy voice* This holiday season, things are about to get sexy.

*vine boom sound effect* No, not like that.

In a world where fictional characters interact freely, the colourful denizens of Sexyville are preparing... to have another great Christmas.

“ok, sexies. we gotta string lights, bake stuff, and decorate our trees. let’s get busy!”

But when misfortune strikes—

“Oh no, it’s even more broken than it looks!” "But we’re in the middle of nowhere! How will Santa find us without it?”

One Sexyman— “Oh, hey, Once!”

Must embark on an epic journey— “That’s it!”

To save Christmas.

*inspirational music* “North Pole, here we come!”

Get ready for the family-friendly holiday adventure of the decade! (No, really!)

Starring Hunter Owlhouse as Thistle Whistle: “Tell me again why that candy cane was so important!”

Sans Undertale as Pinkie Pie: “nah.”

Alastor Hazbin, also as Pinkie Pie (in, like, one scene): “Can’t stop Christmas from coming!”

Mettaton as Rainbow Dash: “Why, thank you! Thank you, darlings!”

Spamton G. Spamton as Star Catcher: “Consider it [Done]!”

Cameos from even more beloved Sexypeople!

And the legendary Once-ler Lorax as Minty: “This is something I have to do. I have to go find Santa Claus to see if I can make up for what I did.”

From the infamous creator of ‘After the Sweep’ comes a heartwarming tale of friendship copied nearly shot-for-shot from an obscure kids’ film that hardly anyone remembers:

“I’ve ruined everything for everybody.”

“leave town!” “Leave Sexyville? Forever?”

“Wait, Oncie, wait!”

“ONCIE~!”

*obligatory smash cut to black*

‘My Little Sexy: A Very Oncie Christmas’, coming soon to a niche corner of the internet!

NYT has been discouraging reporters from sharing photos of luigi mangione - not due to concerns for his safety but to dissuade sympathy - and refuses to post his alleged manifesto in full. and today, they published an opinion by bret stephens about how brian thompson is the "real working class hero" of this story.

reddit deleted luigi's account, which was completely innocuous and consisted mostly of him giving out advice in health subreddits. they're also deleting any post that includes his alleged manifesto and banning users for sharing it.

luigi yelled that this was "an insult to the intelligence of the american people" while he was being dragged by police and news pundits are framing it as a deranged and violent outburst. news media are picking apart details of his life to paint him as a cold-blooded and mentally ill individual. even something as innocent as playing "among us" with friends is being framed as some insidious look into an assassin's disturbed psyche, ffs.

news media are also capitalizing on luigi's supposed "bizarre and impossible to understand" politics as an obvious way to paint him as a scary individual when the guy is... a centrist, at most. whose views are similar to those of your average college-educated white guy.

multiple news media also keep harping on about how luigi comes from a rich family. an obvious attempt to break the class solidarity that's been formed around this case by continuously trying to tell us "oh he's not like you guys" while ignoring the now pretty well-documented accounts of his multiple health struggles throughout the years.

and all this, and he hasn't even been found guilty of the crime he's allegedly committed. luigi is, as of right now, still innocent until proven guilty. and the news are trying to tear him apart because they obviously fear the symbol he's becoming for low and middle class america.

WHAT

guys what's undertale

Hey by the way next time that some normal person is murdered and the cops "aren't able to find out who did it" remember that they've spent over a week and unfathomable resources relentlessly conducting a nation-wide search for someone who murdered a CEO, and it APPEARS that they've they've him, so next time they tell you that they Just Don't Know Who Killed That Civilian And They Can't Find Out, know that it's total and absolute bullshit. They could find out if they wanted to. But a regular civilian is less important than a CEO. Finding the guy who murdered a vicious parasite is more important in maintaining the status quo than finding someone who murdered your loved one, or that person you know, or the guy who runs the corner store, or the stranger who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

bro it’s my birthday??? that’s so poggers,,,,,

that moment when it’s my birthday again

birthday again? no problem………. 👌

I love you infodumpers! I love you people with niche special interests and hyperfixations!

Tell me about roman mosaics and neo-assyrian naming conventions! Tell me about how wacky the Kingdom Hearts timeline is, or about the book you're writing that only three people know exists! Tell me why that two dimensional villain from a game that isn't even canon--or that character with six lines of dialogue--is actually the most compelling character you can think of!

I didn't know anything about them; now I can't think of them without feeling warm. How can I not fall in love with the things you love, when you talk about them with so much exuberance? When your eyes light up and your hands are so animated as you talk about them? When we are a thousand miles apart but I can *feel* the passion radiating through your texts, your posts, your everything?

I love you infodumpers! I love you people with niche special interests and hyperfixations! I love you so very much