Spynapples vs Spygeons

Spynapples are real, I've already proven their existence, but I still have to prove the existence of spygeons.

Honestly A Minecraft movie was really good, I went with my friends and we weren't disappointed, really fun, highly recommend giving it a watch, even if you aren't a fan of Minecraft. Although, this might be biased because I love Minecraft, since most people are saying it's not that good.

Sometimes being weak is the best way to be strong.

I don't know why we need a birth certificate, like if I'm here in front of you I think I have been born.

I am secretly an artist, but in the way you would think. (Confession)

Have you ever heard of a true criminal artist? Someone who commits crimes not out of necessity, but out of… passion? Oh, my dears, my masterpiece is not on canvas or sheet music. It’s on the streets, in the headlines, in the frightened whispers of those who dare speak my name. I am the architect of chaos, the author of tragedies so well orchestrated that they would make Shakespeare weep with envy. I started small, of course. Who doesn’t? A prank here, a disappearance there… But I soon realized that true art demands sacrifice. It demands creativity. And then came my greatest creation. The perfect plan. The definitive coup. Oh, you have no idea how elegantly executed it was! Every detail meticulously calculated, every piece on the board moved with surgical precision. It was a symphony of despair, a spectacle of horror so beautiful that even I was moved. But do you know the funniest thing? What really amuses me? The fact that no one will ever know how it was done. How I escaped unharmed, how each crime fit into the perfect narrative... How all the clues lead to nothing. And now you are here, listening to me, wondering if there is any truth in these words or if it is all just a big... lie. Anyways... what day is it again? OH YEAH! Happy April Fool's!

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