PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!

Or maybe he doesn’t like receiving anal, which is totally okay?? Dumping your partner over not wanting to be a bottom is a wild take omfg.

From the bottom of my heart this post is completely 100% serious if he doesn’t want to be his best friend’s bottom he doesn’t respect you and you need to break up with him immediately. You need to

Option One: "One of these things is not like the others, like a rainbow with all of the colors, babydoll when it comes to a lover, I promise that you’ll never find another like me" ME!

Option Two: "Shade never made anybody less gay" You Need To Calm Down

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Option One: "Didn’t read the note on the polaroid picture, they don’t know how much I miss… you" The Very First Night

Option Two: "Your love is a secret I'm hoping, dreaming, dying to keep" King Of My Heart

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The LAPD shot Jillian Lauren, an acclaimed author and the wife of Scott Shriner (the bassist for the band Weezer), in the shoulder while on her own property

Tumblr isn’t letting me reply on any posts rn but yeah @heystephen the police were looking for someone who was jnvolved in a hit and run and came up on her property for some reason even though she’s not a suspect or involved at all and she had a gun and didn’t drop it when they told her to (understandably) and so they shot her and then arrested her and tried to charge her with attempted murder it’s so ridiculous

every tongue wagging against siwolism shall fall

katy perry's gonna die in space soon and with the state of the world it won't even make the news.. one final flop

still cannot get over how dookie from a butt the fearless cardigans are. why are you BROWN

somebody found the evermore cardigans they forgot to release in a warehouse somewhere and that’s how we end up with brown fearless cardigans. i didn’t buy one but i want a refund anyway

LORDE HAS RETURNED

in honour of fearless tv’s 4-year anniversary, put your top 3 vault tracks in the tags (for reference: mr. perfectly fine, you all over me, that’s when, we were happy, don’t you, bye bye baby)

funniest part of "taylor is dropping a fearless tv cardigan four years after the actual album came out" is that the promotional video uses untouchable of all songs