@mayakern / mayakern.tumblr.com

irl fat queer magical girl

if you have a question please read my FAQ first at mayakern.com/faq

also check the store blog and the skirt tracker for size charts and apparel updates. more links here.

Pinned

hello im maya and im making a new pinned post to be your one stop shop introduction to me/my work!!

im a fat, queer artist and author best known for my size inclusive skirts with huge pockets, and other apparel.

as well as my my queer polyamorous fantasy/romance novel, spitfire, which im currently in the process of reworking with my editor. the original/“legacy” version is still available as a self published book on amazon, but once edits are complete i’ll be shopping it around to publishers.

and my various illustrations/drawings

important tags/links:

all store related posts are tagged #store
all my art is tagged #maya draws things
posts detailing info about upcoming skirt news is kept in #skirt plans
posts detailing info about upcoming shirt news is kept in #shirt plans.
you can also find more product updates/info on the store blog
dog pics are in #dog pics
i also have a #FAQ tag for frequently asked questions, as well as FAQs on both my store and my portfolio site
you can find a compendium of (almost) every skirt i’ve ever sold here

links to my other socials as well as some other important places can be found here

other places you might know me from include:

that one webcomic, monster pop!

the cute underwear comic

the squiddle song and haunted, which were feature on homestuck colours & mayhem and welcome to nightvale respectively

#maya draws things #pinned post #long post

rhewkath asked:

Apologies if this has been asked already but I didn't see it - I missed the petticoat pre orders, is there any chance of a limited amount of extras in the shop once the orders have shipped? I know sometimes you have extras for skirts in case of exchanges, I wasn't sure if that would be the same here! Thanks!

yep, once preorders go out, leftovers will go up in the store! you can see our estimated preorder timelines here:

Preorder Timeline

Petticoats (Blush and Black): Preorders closed Merchandise in production Photo/final samples received Estimated shipping: late April/early

#ask #store #faq

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everyone knows that the first thought i had upon seeing the switch 2 direct is "can i fit that in my pockets"

i think yes but if the answer is no i'm gonna have to make them bigger. for reasons.

everyone knows that the first thought i had upon seeing the switch 2 direct is "can i fit that in my pockets"

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new midi skirts in april 🌷

ok i finally have a time and date!! april 17th at 2pm central these new skirts will go live in the US store!

unforch they won't be in the canadian storefront, but we'll make sure that canadians can order them from the US store (they just won't ship from within canada so there will be fees)

not yet but we’ll have a UK store soon and if everything goes how we think it will, orders to the EU under £150 won’t incur import fees

🍁CANADA PRODUCT DROP🍁

I bring exciting news — our Meadow and Blueberry skirts, plus our Gummy Bear and Hands shirts, have finally made it through Canadian customs and are available for purchase! As always, orders placed on the Canadian site will ship from Toronto, Canada, and will not be subject to any issues with imports or customs fees

For the most direct access to Canadian updates, please sign up for the newsletter on the bottom of the page!

Shop Maya Kern CA

Maya Kern's online store for skirts, enamel pins, journals and more! For shoes, masks, and other products visit my Threadless shop.

www.mayakern.ca

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new midi skirts in april 🌷

ok i finally have a time and date!! april 17th at 2pm central these new skirts will go live in the US store!

unforch they won't be in the canadian storefront, but we'll make sure that canadians can order them from the US store (they just won't ship from within canada so there will be fees)

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preorders my super cute and comfy size inclusive loungewear and suspender skirt are almost over!! please help spread the word so we can continue to make fun, ethically made, dopamine inducing clothes 🧡

store.mayakern.com / mayakern.ca

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chase me if you must, but i’ll be the one to capture you

close ups

ppl keep asking what fandom this is from. it is from a fandom of one (1) and that one is me. it is from my brain. my heart. my very gay and horny soul.

you know what i think you’re right. my dm might like them too :)

#reblog #i could tell u their backstory but then id have to kill u

so hard to tell what he wants.. i think he’s just really affectionate

#dog blogging #dog pics

funkedup asked:

i LOVE those shorts... but will there be other colors coming out?

if the current set sells well i’d love to do other colors in the future! they are quite pricey to make tho so we can’t do too many at a time

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i have very normal metrics for pocket size

btw it is a 24oz water bottle and was about 3/4 full

so uh it’s gonna cost $1200-1500 to fix the plumbing situation that has poopy water seeping all over my basement so if anyone wants some comfortable, size inclusive, ethically made clothing with huge pockets, now would be a great time

store.mayakern.com / mayakern.ca

I live pulling my phone out of one pocket and my drink out of the other and then going "Yeah, it's M-A-Y-A, K-E-R-N. And shipping to Australia is a lot so you're going to want to buy at least two"

fdhshshdkd bless u omg…. i hope one day we can have a fulfillment center in australia 😭🙏

preorders my super cute and comfy size inclusive loungewear and suspender skirt are almost over!! please help spread the word so we can continue to make fun, ethically made, dopamine inducing clothes 🧡

store.mayakern.com / mayakern.ca

#plus size fashion #dopamine dressing #plus size #slow fashion #size inclusive fashion #store

algusunderdunk asked:

Regarding the Spitfire cover art, did you do the art for the previous version that's the close-up of Feon's face?

yep!

i still like that cover for the most part but i figure the easiest way to communicate that it’s a new edition with significant changes is to change the cover

ok i think i genuinely like the bottom right cover idea WHEW

also spent a lot of time today figuring out how i can get the new edition of spitfire in my online store and what that will look like money-wise so no one needs to give amazon money

#spitfire #maya draws things #art #doodles #wip

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☀️ sunshine is here! ☀️ preorders for our new summer loungewear set + our super cute new suspender skirt are now LIVE! ☀️ march 20-april 6 ☀️ sizes S-6X ☀️ pockets deep enough to fit a 24 ounce water bottle ☀️ made with certified ethical labor

Maya Kern's online store for skirts, enamel pins, journals and more! For shoes, masks, and other products visit my Threadless shop.

store.mayakern.com

preorders end in just a few days!

also today is mine and my wife’s 10 year anniversary! (not wedding, that anniversary is still 3 years away) so help a couple queers out and please share this if you’d like! 🧡

store.mayakern.com / mayakern.ca

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☀️ sunshine is here! ☀️ preorders for our new summer loungewear set + our super cute new suspender skirt are now LIVE! ☀️ march 20-april 6 ☀️ sizes S-6X ☀️ pockets deep enough to fit a 24 ounce water bottle ☀️ made with certified ethical labor

Maya Kern's online store for skirts, enamel pins, journals and more! For shoes, masks, and other products visit my Threadless shop.

store.mayakern.com

preorders end in just a few days!

also today is mine and my wife’s 10 year anniversary! (not wedding, that anniversary is still 3 years away) so help a couple queers out and please share this if you’d like! 🧡

store.mayakern.com / mayakern.ca

#store #also it was my birthday a couple days ago #and rodeo’s birthday

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