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🚶♂️ We Are Better Separate | Lucifer x Reader
>> requested: no >> a/n: happy birthday @v-anrouge i can't believe you're getting so old lmao. also the angst part is awful because i havent written angst in a hot minute sorry :(
>> masterlist: obey me >> summary: lucifer knows falling in love with you is wrong >> reader prns: not specified >> warning(s): angst hhaha ; possible ooc
Lucifer has never been in-tune with his feelings. It's always been a back-and-forth between his pride and his emotions, and his pride has always won. But when you came to the Devildom, he thought something might finally change.
LITERALLY WHY ITS LITERALLY MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU JUST HAS TO WRITE LUCIFER REJECTINF RIGHT AFTER HE DOESN'T COME HOME TWICE TOO 💔💔💔💔💔 DAYH RUINED GUYS REPORT ELI UNTIL TUMNLR BANS THWM TOU MAKE ME SIXK
Yea it sucks don't it.
pc has more willpower by default than i will in my entire life.
my pc crossdresses sometimes, too but is a girlypop no matter what she's wearing
WAIT I JUST CUT BAMBIS HAIR I CAN DO THIS NOW TOO !!!
doesnt have to be short hair babes!!! just take a more masculine posture and throw on masc clothes n a binder if her boobies are visible <333
Yea but I mean. I can realllyyyyyy commit to the bit.... might give her an afro and everything 😝😝😝
So here's the thing: This post
Everyone's honest reaction to that information:
Look I know it's not exactly the "BEST" but they're the first on the list so let's just bear with me for the comedic effect, 'ight? *bow*
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS?????
I feel like my mind is exploding.
Whitney?? A good father?? Sir????
Because in what world is Whitney the best father I'm shocked @meromessy you seeing this shit
Whitney being less of a bully but more of a horny piece of shit that flirts every 2 seconds?
Robin being less of a loser but more of a threat and a criminal mastermind
Kylar being more out going and gets flustered by anything that involves being lewd
Sydney being high on crack in the temple
[insert very long list of random characters with random nonsense of opposites]
i tried my best ^p^
IM GIGGLING SYDNEY IS GONEEEEE