hey

This or either he IS the champion A-rank trainer

if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends

mario and i would have a mutual respect for each other but we never really clicked

princess peach would have me executed via firing squad for the role i played in the infamous toad town murders of '96 but it would be later discovered that my involvement was greatly exaggerated and the severity of my sentence will weigh on peachs mind as she feels like it sullied her reputation as a fair and just ruler

daisy and i would play tennis

Waluigi and I fucked

waluigi and this guy fucked

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

when i grow up i want to be myself

we need to start killing people

I'm crying Build-a-Bear released an Emo Axolotl for April Fools and they sold out INSTANTLY and I can't have one 😭 I can at least draw him!!

He has dry food, wet food, and wet water. From this we can deduce that what he wants is dry water. I shall get my top scientists on it at once

南の島の風景　沖縄

I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

fuck yes

friend who says he's "busy having nightmares" whenever you ask why he can't hang out with you

when u both have memory prablems