I think I can comfortably say that I am the only person on the planet who has drawn a Wonderbread manatee.

@raisin-shell @kawaiibunga @thelaundrybitch @leosgirl82 @tmnt-tychou

SO GOOD!!!!

I have no words.

I knew comments wouldn't let me down.

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

Happy pride y'all

How dare you say we should take pride in pissing on the poor

Cassandra: 🔪🔪🔪

Happy April Fool's Day everyone!

I didn’t see this link in the reblogs but I love Mercury and she has a book out called “Safe & Sound: A Renter-Friendly Guide to Home Repair”. She is one of those beautiful souls who love to teach people new skills with compassion and joy, instead of putting down others for not having knowledge about (what others may consider basic home repairs and DIY.

I love this lady. She's like a friendly big sister here to show you how to do stuff.

💜Othello von Ryan💜

Tried something on my new drawing tablet! Also- long time no see!

i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

EXCUSE YOU

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

u guys realize the sun is a thing right it’s been out for awhile now

(Little late with Day 2)

Day 2! Eclipse!!

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

38+2 weeks

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

Commission for @emichen88 !

Desktop and phone wallpaper version!

Biscuits and gravy manatee for the southern food babes out there 💖

oh, i... forgot about him-

My boy is looking handsome as ever 🥺

If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.

“Star”

8/31

“Hey, Leo, ready to meet your new daughter?”

“…Hoshi…”

(”Hoshi” is “star” in Japanese. :3)

Missed a couple of days but I’m back! I plan on doing the others later; for the time being I’d rather keep on schedule and all.

Turtle Dad! 8D

I intentionally hid the baby so everyone can imagine whatever they want as the kid. Whether you think the turtles would have human offspring or turtle, there ya go. (I gave her five fingers cause I have a theory that regardless of what kind of kid the turtles would have, they’d have five fingers and toes anyway. Genetic preferences and such. Unless the mother is also a turtle…meh, w/e.)

My heart! This is precious and tender, wonderfully done @dragonslover1.

@leosgirl82

@thelaundrybitch I love this!! The way he is gently holding the little foot with his left thumb 💙💙💙

@yellowhollyhock March for Raph Day 17: Pet Care

Here's Raph's boy, Chompy! Back in the good ol' days before the "Incident" Only a few years after adopting him, and look how big he's getting!

Also, folks at the @tmntaucompetition, don't worry I'm still working on asks, as well as cooking up something a bit extra 🤞. Just wanted to show off the baby boy!