Love some miserable Elon in the morning
normally stuff like this feels performative because anyone can talk shit online to someone and most normal people would just ignore it and block you but in this instance its the funniest thing in the world because you know for a fact its getting to him
Insane undercurrents of US nationalism in NBC's The Americas narrated by Tom Hanks. Wildlife docs often have poor scripting but that bald eagle segment was particularly egregious:
migratory ospreys have flown up from the SOUTH to invade the eagle's territory -- and they're taking a lot of her fish 😱😡
[wailing guitars] but bald eagles have some powers that ospreys can't match..... audacity, persistence, and SHEER STRENGTH 😤💪💥🇺🇸🇺🇸 ohhhhh say can you seeeeee 🎶🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
evergreen (now with jingoism)
i love when anticommunist slavs act like their ancestors who were killed by communists for some reason or another (if it even happened) were killed because communists are so so evil.
sounds to me like he was planning to kill a communist who was reporting the crimes of his farm to the socialist state. now personally i cant see why he might have been killed
this was taking place in ukraine, during the nazi occupation. and they were conspiring to murder a communist. now if you think really hard abiut this maybe youll understand why they were doing this
sorry to bug, but do you still have that image that had a bunch of characters with flags on their shirts and the phrase "suck the cock off of my torso" was somewhere on there
actual tears running down my face
one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm
one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man
op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
SHARING THIS WITHOUT THE UPDATE IS EVIL
i could do a great one of those “get ready with me” morning routine videos. like hi welcome to my channel everyone! first thing i do when i wake in the morning is i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on—
and after that i try. oh my god do i try. i try all the time. in this institution
no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid
