Taking a part time job at a bowling alley where Iโm a perfectly polite and reasonable man, but every time someone gets a strike I let them know itโs called a โbowl in oneโ with all the dourness of a funeral homeโs tissue box
get real
Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfishย
[image description: a gif parodying edward hopperโs nighthawks. it depicts the diner filled with water and various fish swimming around inside it. the light from the diner casts reflections through the water onto the street outside. /end description]
good thing he didnโt add a door
hey can you watch my horizontal cat real quick. thabks
hello? whoโs there?
uh yeah okay
#oh no!! #his LUNCH
Shit man, this wizard lawsuit is fucked. I just saw a guy open his briefcase and say "summary judgment of the destroying angel" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then got ordered to pay his fees. The courtroom sketch artist didn't even draw him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is filing motions to continue and level 2 counterclaims. I think I just heard "power word:divorce" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
in an isolationship
this sex could have been a car crash :/
Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location
Really think about this.
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