my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

the best experience you can have on tumblr is goofing around with your mutuals and one of the worst experiences is having a post with 20k+ notes.

Don’t buy other stuff

At some point in your life you just have to meet yourself where you're at.

“What is this feeling…?”

Hatesune Meanku

greek chorus

my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"

just for this I will now keep looking in other places after I find it

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

because yeah. i'll get going

Croissant manatee 🥐

[ID: an illustration of stylized rainbow wolves running to the left, overlapping one another with translucent color. End.]

Playing with colors and tangents

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Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.