using a blade to push open someone's shirt or tilt their chin has to be one of the top moves of all time

Trans Visibility Day activities

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Her

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

The only way to fix the plot of Dragon Age Inquisition would be to make Anders the Inquisitor. My man escapes from Kirkwall after exploding a church only to be arrested under the accusation of exploding another, bigger church. He didn't even do it this time. He goes from glowing blue to glowing blue AND green so now he's extra ultra cursed. Cassandra and Cullen would rather kill themselves than work for him but now that Thedas' #1 wanted criminal is Andraste's specialest little boy they can't do shit about it except witness the messes he creates. The game would turn into the funniest comedy possible.

People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

Man, sex would be so much cooler if it came with the chance to drop an Uncommon Item

I feel like everyone has their own go-to fake name for Benedict Cumberbatch. Mine is Bramblesnoot Crinkledink

Dorian Gray

inevitable anders dragon age qifrey wha cover redraw

dreamt about a knight coming to you after a battle and getting on his knees in front of you and roaming his hands up your legs and smearing blood across your skin as he rests his cheek against your upper thigh. btw. additionally i would like to add taking his helmet off and hearing it rattle against the stone floor and running your hands through sweaty hair and praising him for protecting your kingdom. anyways.

my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.